Tuesday, July 15, 2025
Back from seeing Superman... so what did I think?!
Friday, December 27, 2024
Last night I finally watched A Christmas Story Christmas
When it was announced that there was a sequel coming and that most of the original cast was returning, my curiosity was aroused. What would it be like to see grown-up Ralphie with a family of his own? I was looking forward to finding out. A Christmas Story Christmas was released two years ago and for various reasons I haven't been able to watch it during the holiday season, when it's meant to be seen. But last night some stars aligned and I decided it was time to see the Parker family is up now.
I'm glad that I did, because A Christmas Story Christmas turned out to be something that I needed right at this moment. I saw a lot of myself in the now 43-year old Ralphie (once again inimitable portrayed by Peter Billingsley). The situation he is in at the start of the movie is much my own at the moment. And then, it is now just over ten years since Dad - my own "Old Man" - passed away, and Christmas hasn't been the same without him. It's been said that you don't know how much you appreciate someone until they're gone. There have now been eleven Christmases without my father and there hasn't been one that I didn't feel his absence.
So seeing this movie last night very much resonated with me. It made me thankful, for the happy times which I have had in my life, however much fewer those seem to have been in recent years. It gave me a little bit of hope, that maybe my pursuit of my dreams hasn't been a vain thing after all. It made me grateful for the loved ones I still have in my extended family: people who are as dear to me as anyone could possibly be.
I could say more, but I guess what I'm trying to convey if nothing else, is check out A Christmas Story Christmas if you haven't already. It may delight you as unexpectedly as it did me. A very worthy follow-up to a beloved holiday classic.
Wednesday, December 25, 2024
Just saw Wicked aaaaaand...
I LOVED IT!!
Okay, it's the new movie adaptation that came out just before Thanksgiving. I still haven't seen the original musical yet but now I want to remedy that.
Today is Christmas Day. Two of my dearest friends live the next town over and they didn't want me to spend the holiday alone without us doing something fun together. They picked me up and after a bit of lunch at Waffle House (maybe the only restaurant open on the holiday) we proceeded on to the theater nearby for the 2:45 show.
I knew nothing about Wicked other than it's based on The Wizard of Oz and the musical is composed by Stephen Schwartz (who also created my all time favorite musical Children of Eden). I figured out early on though that it's about the Wicked Witch of the West, the main antagonist of the books. But that's pretty much it.
Well, talk about subverting expectations!
Wicked was unlike anything I've seen in a film. I genuinely was not prepared for either the sheer cinematic spectacle or the twists and turns that the story took. And after the movie one of my friends told me that almost everything in the movie, the effects and the sets and whatnot, are practical: not computer-generated at all. Which absolutely astounded me to be told that.
I could say so much else about this movie. But if you haven't seen it yet, my advice is to go in and see it cold. So I'm not going to say much more than what I've already told you. I must note though: the casting of the Wizard is perfect. So looking forward to seeing Part Two!
Saturday, December 07, 2024
Back from seeing The Best Christmas Pageant Ever movie
"HEY! UNTO YOU A CHILD IS BORN!!!"
I needed to see this movie right now.
This new film (there was a television movie back in the early Eighties, so this is the second time that The Best Christmas Pageant Ever has been formatted for the screen) pretty much follows the plot of the original novel. The Herdmans, AKA "The worst kids in the history of the world" are the juvenile blight upon the whole town. But a series of events leads to them not only coming to church one Sunday morning, but also demanding to be in the annual Christmas pageant. The uppity church folks want nothing to do with the Herdmans. But as the story progresses we find that the Herdmans maybe "get" the Christmas story better than some ever do. This is a story that is both heartfelt and hilarious. A perfect holiday tale out of the Seventies.
I thought the movie was great, although maybe a bit slow-going at first. I was expecting more "nasty" from the Herdman kids, but what is shown in the movie is pretty much in keeping with their depiction in Barbara Robinson's book. This is a story more than fifty years old and what seems tame today was no doubt quite shocking then. So my expectations were biased, through the lens of modern sensibilities (if only we could go back to that more innocent America). It's a well-cast film, especially the child actors.
I saw it with a pretty large audience for a holiday movie that's not necessarily a "tent-pole" spectacle. Obviously most of the people at the theater today were there to see Wicked (a film I'm hearing only crazy good about) but in the showing I caught there was still a substantial crowd. I did notice that I was the only single person, unaccompanied by anyone else, at the showing. But that's okay. This story is a part of my life and I was going to be there for that sake.
Is The Best Christmas Pageant Ever on the level of a true holiday classic film? I'll say it has potential for that. This is the kind of Christmas movie that there isn't made much of anymore. You know, films like A Christmas Story, and even National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation. I can see this movie becoming something families enjoy together every year about this time. Hey, it took a long time for A Christmas Story to come around to the level of holiday tradition, too. I think this movie can make that list, too.
Anyhoo, after all the craziness my life has had lately, my brain very much needed something sweet and endearing and comical to distract itself with. And that is just what The Best Christmas Pageant Ever delivered. I'll give it three stars out of five.
Tuesday, December 12, 2023
Got to see Godzilla Minus One last night
Many years ago an idea hit for a Godzilla movie. There are strong doubts that I'll ever get to make it but the notion still occupies my mind whenever a film about kaiju is released. My idea for a Godzilla film is to set it in Japan in 1954, the year the original film came out. To treat Godzilla as a force of nature like an earthquake or tsunami. Shoot the movie in black and white like Schindler's List. And throughout the film it cuts to the modern day (or maybe it's the Nineties or Aughts) with survivors of the attack sharing their perspectives. Just like the "witnesses" that were seen throughout Warren Beatty's Reds. It would have been as close to a documentary-style film about a Godzilla attack as would be possible.
As I said, I don't expect that film to be made (or maybe someone at Toho will read this post and decide it's a good idea, in which case I will cheerfully say "Do it!"). But if that doesn't happen then I will be perfectly happy with Godzilla Minus One, which I was able to catch last night.
Godzilla Minus One is, absolutely, the Godzilla film that I have been hoping to see for a very long time now. Yes, here is a movie that treats Godzilla as he should be: a natural disaster on ginormous legs and breathing atomic fire. There is no bargaining with such a force of nature. You can only do your best to brace for the destruction in its wake. And maybe it's just me but I've long thought that Godzilla should not be endlessly fighting other kaiju. The tendency there is that Godzilla becomes a nigh-unstoppable force for good... which runs fully counter to his character.
Let me be succinct: Godzilla Minus One is the Godzilla movie we didn't know we needed and thought we would never get.
The film begins in 1945, in the closing days of World War II. Which I loved. Setting the movie in postwar Japan is perfect for a Godzilla story and it immediately ups the stakes, what with the country just then beginning to recover from incendiary air raids and the two atomic blasts. Just when the people of Japan think they might really be on the high road away from devastation, here comes Godzilla to make things even worse.
I'm stopping short of calling this post a proper "review". It's more of just a blunt reaction piece. Godzilla Minus One is a movie that you are going to want to go in cold when you watch it. This movie was a sheer and quite moving delight that hearkens back and brings freshly to the fore all the qualities that one would expect from a serious Godzilla motion picture. I had a blast (no pun intended) watching this movie and I think most of the people reading this will come away from seeing it feeling much the same. WELL worth finding a good theater to see this movie in.
I'll close with this: No, I haven't seen Oppenheimer yet. Real-life events have conspired me prevent me from seeing any movie this year up 'til now, with the exception of this past summer's Indiana Jones film. But I could definitely see Godzilla Minus One being a serious awards contender. It's a film as beautiful in its acting and cinematography as it is massive in scope. In a perfect world this movie would be up for Best Picture at the Oscars in a few months.
If so, the gang at Toho Pictures will have well deserved it.
Tuesday, November 24, 2020
Just watched Ron Howard's HILLBILLY ELEGY
Ron Howard's latest film hit hard. Parts of it were like a sucker-punch to the gut. Hillbilly Elegy slapped me hard in the face and didn't give a damn. So much of this movie that resonated with me, and not all of it for good reasons.
Let me be succinct about it. I know people that are like the people in Hillbilly Elegy. And I could see some of myself in it. Maybe too much for the circumstances that life has put me in at the moment, but I digress...
Based on J.D. Vance's 2016 memoir of the same name, Hillbilly Elegy spans the course of roughly fourteen years in the life of a Kentucky/Ohio family. I haven't read the book (yet) but I could identify with the world of young J.D. in this film. The sense of feeling trapped, and realizing that a person has to want to escape hard enough to make it happen. Family as something to love as much as be captive to. The strength to break away without losing one's sense of identity in what came before.
So much that I could say about this movie. It's going to take some time to sink in, no doubt.
Look for Amy Adams and Glenn Close to sweep up a whole bunch of awards for their portrayals in this movie. Especially Close, whose character of Mamaw Vance might be more accurate than many of us would like to admit.
It's not a beautiful movie, but it is an honest one. And I may watch it again soon (but not before watching A Quiet Place, which at least one friend has told me I'm depriving myself by not seeing it yet).
Saturday, October 03, 2020
Review, kinda, of TENET
Tenet however, I might watch once or twice again. Three times tops. Just enough to try to figure out what the heck is going on. Because there is some Grade-A gray matter warping at work in this movie. The publicity for it has been clear that it's NOT a film about time travel. Instead it's about "inversion". Reversing the entropy of an object - or people - so that it appears that they are going backward when instead from the perspective of the object... say, a bullet... time is progressing forward linearly. And I can understand that much. But more exposition would have been appreciated.
It would have also helped matters if the sound wasn't overwhelming the spoken dialogue. Straining to make out what the characters were saying became an exercise for the eardrum. Was it deliberate? I mean, it's a pretty discombobulated plot to follow along as it is. Something about arms dealers and a fraudulent Goya drawing. Distracting it with sound and fury just made things worse, intentionally or not.
But if Tenet has something going for it, it's absolutely the visual effects. Nolan and his crew used a real Boeing 747 for this movie. And the battle scene toward the end is incredible to behold if also bewildering to keep up with. It's apparent that Tenet's production team went for practical effects whenever and wherever possible... and that's something I can definitely approve of.
I will give Tenet a score of 7 out of 10. For comparison's sake I would give Inception a 9.5 out of 10. Tenet is a strong effort from Christopher Nolan. Unfortunately this time he came short of making the mark. For further comparison's sake, a perfect 10 of a time-centric movie is the 2004 film Primer. Produced for a miniscule seven grand, Primer proves that a solid high-concept movie can be made without a major studio backing it with a few hundred million dollars.
Sunday, February 16, 2020
Chris finally watches THE THING (2011)
John Carpenter's now-classic film of horror and paranoia at an Antarctica research base might not be appropriate viewing for when one is tempting real-life cabin fever. But if Die Hard is a Christmas movie, then The Thing is the perfect wintertime follow-up. And it's a darn nearly perfect movie in every other possible way: the story. The casting. The pacing. The practical effects (which still hold their own against any CGI today). The cinematography. That score by Ennio Morricone. And that building-up of tension as the men of Outpost 31 grow increasingly mistrustful of each other...
So yeah, I'm a huge fan of The Thing. And I've read the original novella Who Goes There? by John W. Campbell Jr. As well as watched 1951's The Thing from Another World.
And then there is the 2002 video game The Thing, which followed the events of the John Carpenter film and received both commercial and critical acclaim. Partly because of the innovative "trust" element. I'm going to always have fond memories of playing that game, and unfortunately it seems the physical release is the only one out there. Maybe GOG.com will have it for sale sooner than later. Anyway...
I've seen and read and played just about everything Thing-ish. But one item had been out of my zone of interest: 2011's The Thing. Meant to be a prequel to the 1982 film, the 2011 entry was intended to reveal the story of the Norwegians who first discovered the alien vessel and its malevolent cargo.
Helmed by Matthijs van Heijningen Jr.and with a cast led by Mary Elizabeth Winstead, The Thing '11 was an idea that I just didn't care about once the initial details started coming out. And it wasn't just the notion of depicting the events of the Norwegian camp: something that was perhaps better left to the imagination (the "less is more" school of thought). When MacReady and Copper begin exploring the burning ruins of the base, and then they come upon the radio operator who had slit his wrists, well... it's just like Copper said: "My God, what the hell happened here??"
"What?", indeed. I first saw 1982's The Thing when I was ten years old, and every time I've watched it since my imagination gets sent reeling in wonder about how it went down among those poor scientists before they unleashed extraterrestrial death upon the most desolate wilderness on the planet. What led up to the final survivors shooting at that dog from a helicopter laden with kerosene and grenades?
Did I really want or need to see that portrayed?
And then there was the casting. It screamed "modern American film gore" with an emphasis on "American". Look, we've had a Thing movie from an American perspective: it was The Thing of 1982. A prequel about the Norwegian camp should have a cast of entirely Norwegians. Having it headlined by an American actress with fellow English speakers: it just didn't seem right.
Then there were the effects. Doubtless it was going to be largely accomplished by some CGI rendering engine pushing pixels. I didn't doubt that the transition from the brilliant work in the 1982 film would be a jarring one.
Maybe it's the weather lately. At this time of winter in this location, it should be at least one major snowstorm already this season. Here in mid-February that's looking less likely. So without a proper occasion upon which to watch 1982's The Thing, I thought that maybe... just maybe... I could give the 2011 film a fighting chance. So that's what I did last night.
What did I think?
The Thing (2011) is a gruesome waste of a premise that had strong potential. There is so much that went wrong with this film. In some ways it is admirably accurate to the 1982 film (the coda where we see the Norwegian helicopter flying off to track down the dog is especially good). But other details are unforgivably ignored (didn't the boffins from Norway already use their explosive charges to blast away the ice from the alien ship?). That's a bigger lingering plot problem than anything from The Rise of Skywalker... and that's sayin' something.
As I'd feared, The Thing 2011 edition tried too much to be a modern "American" horror. Maybe the boys in marketing thought that a pretty young American female among all those Scandinavians would increase the commercial appeal. Instead it distracts from the spirit of the 1982 "original". There would have been nothing wrong with a cast completely comprised of Norwegians, Swedes, and Danish. In fact, I would have preferred it that way. And have the dialogue composed entirely of Norwegian (maybe with English subtitles... or not). As it is the cast of Norwegian characters is woefully under-employed in this movie. A tragedy because they seemed to be taking this project especially to heart. One of the Norwegians is well played by Kristofer Hivju, who went on to portray Tormund Giantsbane in HBO's Game of Thrones. Had I been the one in charge of the project, that's the approach I would have taken.
And it must be said: no modern CGI can outdo Rob Bottin's practical effects work in scaring the hell out of the viewer. Even when the staff of Outpost 31 was looking at the remains of the creature, with it just laying there on the table, not moving at all: that static horror said it all. That kind of slow appreciation of the monstrous isn't there in The Thing 2011. There isn't a single creature in this movie that is as memorable as the Norris-thing. It's all moving too fast and furious. It all looks too shiny. And going back to "if it was me making this movie" I would have tried to replicate the lighting and film grain of the 1982 film. Yeah, film grain is important. It needs to be consistent across a series. It's one of my major complaints about the Star Wars prequel trilogy and it's a major complaint here.
But most of all, I found myself incredibly disappointed with the failure to adequately arouse the kind of paranoia that made John Carpenter's 1982 movie such an enduring classic. The sense of growing mistrust among the Norwegian base staff is so lacking that it seems almost tacked on. There isn't a single scene that comes anywhere close to Blair (Wilford Brimley) going berzerk with that fire axe:
There is so much else that could be said. This is definitely a prequel that became something we never needed. Which I hate to say, because in other hands The Thing (2011) really could have been a very terrific movie. Instead the film ended and I was just very, very disappointed. It's going into the pile of other movies that were made but I'm going to pretend were never produced (Alien 3, anything past the final scene of Terminator 2: Judgment Day, and the inevitable sequel to Joker).
And so it is that whatever happened at that Norwegian camp will remain open to speculation. Which is probably just as it should always be. Besides, it's more fun that way.
Saturday, January 11, 2020
Just came out of seeing 1917
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George MacKay in 1917 |
But it hit me on the drive back from the theater tonight: that the two most technically innovative films that I've seen over the course of the past year or so, have each been about World War I. Maybe They Shall Not Grow Old will prove to have sparked a renaissance of interest in the Great War: an event that resonated harder than many might appreciate and indeed still resonates with us today (the ongoing morass in Iraq being but one example). World War I has long been overshadowed at the cinema by its bloodier sequel, and that is unfortunate.
Sam Mendes and his team have done their part in rectifying that (if such a thing can be said) with 1917. Shot and edited to be essentially one long continuous take, the film follows two young British soldiers (played by George MacKay and Dean-Charles Chapman) on the front lines in northern France, at the war's height in 1917. They have been tasked with crossing the strife-torn landscape with a message that could mean life or death for more than sixteen hundred of their fellow soldiers.
This is a brutal, brootal motion picture. 1917 is an almost merciless meandering through the fog of war. There are no clear edges or "episodic" flow in this movie. There is rarely time to recover from one horror only to be assaulted by another. And another. And another. This is war in all its horror, heartlessness and during at least one unforgettable moment, lack of honor. It is a magnificent traipse through the fallen world's garden of malevolence. It'll be a few days before I'm really "over" this one. No doubt the many who saw it during the same screening will be the same.
Will definitely recommend catching 1917 during its theatrical run. This is one of those movies that really does deserve getting beheld on the screen writ large and encompassing. Expect loads of awards for this one as the season plays out.
Friday, December 20, 2019
A brief, non-spoilerish review of STAR WARS EPISODE IX: THE RISE OF SKYWALKER
So yeah. I haven't been saying "The Rise of Skywalker" these last several months. Almost every time I've mentioned seeing "Episode Nine". And wanna know a cold hard truth? There are a lot of Star Wars fans, better than I'll ever be, who didn't make it this far. Life in this world can be a cruel, cruel thing. Fate can take any of us at any moment. So many were hoping to see Episode Nine, but for one reason or another... they were taken from us. And often long before there was even a glimmer of hope that there would be any new Star Wars at all past Revenge of the Sith. I owe it to them to honor the dream, that they too longed to see come to pass. It's the least that I can do.
Let's get into it. Last night I caught the first showing of Star Wars Episode IX: The Rise of Skywalker (let's just call it The Rise of Skywalker for the rest of the post) along with some friends. After something like 23 trailers the movie began. And so did the end of my quest.
To be as brutally honest as I can be (and there will be no spoilers here), The Rise of Skywalker is a dense hot mess of a motion picture that is heavy - maybe too heavy - on exposition. Perhaps also some derivatives of other works... like, say, The Goonies (that's the closest I'll come to spoilers, promise). And there were two elements of the story that had it been me in the director's chair, would have been drastically changed. One of them makes NO sense whatsoever in line with established canon. The other, well... maybe you will figure it out during the course of the film.
The Rise of Skywalker can be a slog to work through. At least for the first half or maybe even two-thirds. But that last good stretch of it?
Holy smokes!!!
The back half of The Rise of Skywalker almost completely redeems whatever faults came before. Give J.J. Abrams and his crew their due: they did accomplish the seemingly impossible. They tied up eight previous films across the past forty-two years, and put a beautiful bow on the entire saga. Put simply: the thing works! And as I heard some speak while the credits were rolling, this movie even makes The Last Jedi a much better film. Which, I have to agree. The Last Jedi has given me more fits than any other Star Wars movie about whether I like it or don't. I won't be seeing The Rise of Skywalker again this weekend, but I will watch The Last Jedi with refreshed eyes.
Is The Rise of Skywalker perfect? Far from it. But it is what it is: a Star Wars movie. With all the action and outrageousness and humor and nonsense that you've come to expect from the franchise. It may not be the best "entry level" film of the saga. This is a film especially for those who have been along for the ride. But if you have been following the saga all along, I believe you may agree: that The Rise of Skywalker is a magnificent capstone atop this grand monument of modern mythology.
That's pretty much all I'm going to say. It's all you need to have, if you haven't seen The Rise of Skywalker yet. Best to go in cold, knowing as little as possible.
Oh yeah, one more thing: this saga is called "Star Wars". If you thought we haven't seen a REAL "star war", ooh-boy... are YOU in for a treat!
Saturday, November 02, 2019
JOKER! THE RISE OF SKYWALKER trailer! First post in four months (but I'm getting better...)!
Wednesday, July 03, 2019
Review of SPIDER-MAN: FAR FROM HOME
Friday, May 25, 2018
Chris sez SOLO: A STAR WARS STORY is a great fun ride that put him in his place!
Friday, April 27, 2018
Review of AVENGERS: INFINITY WAR
Friday, May 01, 2015
Saw AVENGERS: AGE OF ULTRON last night!
So we caught it last night during its preview showings (it officially opens today). "We" being longtime friend/artistic collaborator Melody Hallman Daniel who's been visiting here for the past week, her service dog Sasha, and Yours Truly. After what seemed like a dozen trailers (alas! the Star Wars: The Force Awakens trailer was not one of them, and if it had been I was going to stand up wave my hands frantically while screaming "YES YES YES!!"). The film starts with our heroes taking out a Hydra installation in Eastern Europe, the prize possession of which is that pesky scepter that Loki has been using in previous entries of the franchise. The team brings it back to Avengers headquarters, where Tony Stark asks for some time to examine it. And so he begins to mess with things beyond even his understanding and which should not be tampered with. Of course, this can't end well.
Avengers: Age of Ultron, I thought, was much like the story of Frankenstein. About a new creature brought about either by design or accident that grows beyond the control of its creator. In this case, said creature is determined to become God by wiping out all humanity, to say nothing of evolving itself. And so it falls to the Avengers to stop him/it.
I thought that in some ways this was a stronger ensemble film than The Avengers was in 2012. In this movie, everyone gets their chance to shine (especially Hawkeye, who has been holding out on some things from his teammates). There is a greater sense of depth here among our heroes. If only there had been more screen time to devote to that... but for a comic book film, it's still fine.
I enjoyed it immensely. So did Melody. And so did Sasha. Yes, Sasha watched it and she communicated to Melody that she thought it was good, but also that she didn't like the bad guy. Which from a dog's perspective means that she thought that Ultron (played with brilliant menace by James Spader) was a great bad guy. Maybe Sasha should have her own blog reviewing movies: according to Melody she seems to have a great sense for this sort of thing.
Anyhoo, if you want a great popcorn flick to take your mind off of the even crazier stuff happening all around us, as well as a solid new entry in the Marvel Cinematic Universe, you'd be doing yourself a heaping disfavor if you didn't catch Avengers: Age of Ultron at least once during its theatrical run. I give it two thumbs up. Melody gives it two thumbs up. Sasha gives it a high five and a tail wag.
By the way, it goes without saying with this sort of thing: don't leave the theater when the credits begin to roll. There is one more surprise left that seems to be playing into the larger game that Marvel and Disney are taking this franchise.
Monday, February 11, 2013
Saw WARM BODIES yesterday...
(Yeah I'm making two posts in a row about zombies. I'll refrain from overkill by stating here that we also saw the trailer for World War Z and it looked much better than that ad that ran during the Super Bowl"big game".)
Warm Bodies is something I haven't been familiar with before: a zombie movie from the zombie's point of view. R (played by Nicholas Hoult) is a recently undead who wanders around the ruined shell of an airport. The shambling corpses are split into two varieties: the "regular" zombies who continue to shuffle along in mimicry of the patterns of their former lives. And then there are "bonies": those zombies whose decomposition has brought them too far gone to be helped. And all the while we're getting a running commentary of monologue from R courtesy of voice-over. Sorta like the flip-side of the Zombieland coin.
R's "life" is in the shadow of an armed enclave of normal humans (led and controlled with an iron hand by John Malkovich) which sends scouting parties out on a regular basis to find food, medicine and ammo. Unfortunately one one such mission a party is attacked and R encounters Julie (Teresa Palmer), the bossman's daughter.
What ensues is like a classic age-old tale of star-crossed lovers. Except she's young and smart and beautiful and he's... dead.
I know. It sounds like twelve degrees of total hokey. And to be honest I wasn't too crazy about Warm Bodies when I heard about its premise. But having seen it, I cannot but confess that it was a cute little movie and quite worth spending an afternoon watching (especially with a girlfriend). In a genre that has become stretched thin and tired and oh so terribly anemic, Warm Bodies is a refreshing breeze that succeeds admirably.
And the zombie genre could learn something from it, too!