Longtime readers of this blog know well my fondness for deep-fried turkey. It's an art that I've been doing since Thanksgiving 2002 and I take it very seriously. For me there is no finer way to cook a bird as magnificent as the American turkey than to fry it in a cauldron of hot peanut or cottonseed oil (your preference) for forty minutes or so. It makes the meat VERY juicy and tender. And there's the machismo thing going there: Turkey frying really is quite a manly task to perform. It's so potentially dangerous. Precautions must absolutely be taken to ensure safety for all involved. I'm as professional as one is apt to be without doing this for a full-time living but keeping everyone safe is something I don't mess around with. Unfortunately there are always the troublemakers that turn up every Thanksgiving who have to Ishow us now NOT to deep fry turkey. And here are two examples from this year's holiday that have me shaking my head in disbelief.
First up is this story out of Connecticut where some people attempted to fry a turkey inside the garage of their $4 million mansion. Here is the result:
Let's see... for one thing he has no shoes on! He's also frying in a short-sleeved shirt. And he is not wearing gloves! Any one of those is a major no-no. Especially operating a fryer in bare feet. WHAT is he thinking?!?
Without seeing the burner itself it looks like RFK Jr. might be using a tripod-based fryer... which is something I for one would NEVER use. I've owned two fryers in my time and they've each have a wide square base. Much more stability with that. A three-legged fryer is too top-heavy and at risk of tipping over.
I would also recommend wearing eye protection. I've worn sunglasses (if I have any) most of the times I've fried. I've never seen hot oil pop anywhere that high up, but you just never know.
I wish that I could report that I've had fried turkey this Thanksgiving. Unfortunately I haven't been able to make any since Christmas 2019, before the COVID plague cranked up. And the price of both peanut and cottonseed oil has more than doubled: One of the more expensive things that has come to cost more in the Biden-era economy. Maybe things are going to get better now. Make America Fry Again, President Trump! Anyhoo if you want to see what it's looked like when I'm at work here are some pics that my girlfriend at the time took during Thanksgiving in 2012.