Over the weekend I got to catch The Simpsons Movie . It came out at the end of July and people who know me best had assumed that I would se...

"I'm behind on seven alimonies! I'm wearing paper bags for shoes!"

About a month ago I showed what I would look like as a character from The Simpsons . That pic was courtesy of The Simpsons Movie website ....

A few months ago it was "Chris as a South Park character" . Now today, after all of these years of dreaming and courtesy of The ...