Monday, February 09, 2009

To whom it may concern

"For they have sown the wind, and they shall reap the whirlwind..."

-- Hosea 8:7

50 comments:

Anonymous said...

Endure. Persist. Take the hits that no one else wants to take. Because you can.

"Endure. Take it. They'll hate you for it, but that's the point. You can be the outcast. You can make the choice that no one else can make, the right choice."

kamen-rider said...

Oh no! What's this all about?

-Drew M

Anonymous said...

I heard what its about Drew M and Chris brother the fact that they are doing this shows that you have hurt them hard. That is the only reason because they are scared. Hold fast and steady and endure like the first person said!

Anonymous said...

If I may translate my brother's words...someone has grabbed the tiger by the tail.

Ol' You-Know-Who

Anonymous said...

I saw it.

Chris, be wrathful.

Barb said...

AMEN

Anonymous said...

Is being wrathful being Christ-like? Scripture says "...a soft answer turneth away wrath."

Ol' You-Know-Who

Anonymous said...

This has proven what Chris has said. Star News has become a broadcasting whore. Johnny Robertson controls the station and what goes out on it. It's his station and Robertson and Roark are going after Chris because he had the nerve to tell the truth. Has Charles Roark done the same to Robertson? No he hasn't and he won't.

Anonymous said...

I've known Chris for a long time and he has nothing to be ashamed of. He hasn't robbed a Walmart store or stole thousands of dollars of tv equipment from his employer like Charles Roark and he hasn't threatened anyone with a gun or said that a church was doing underage porno like Johnny Robertson.

Anonymous said...

Whatever this is about I won't be surprised. But I wouldn't worry too much either. Charles Roarks biggest audience is like his mind, uneducated and perverted

Anonymous said...

I'm confused. What are you guys talking about?

Is it, maybe, the discussion about Chris' wife leaving him that Charles and Johnny had? I thought that kind of talk was pretty low, but then I remembered no one watches the station and the few that do are too dumb to understand what Charles and Johnny were talking about.

I wouldn't worry about it. Nobody watches WGSR anyway. Chris is way too cool to let that kind of crap bother him. Chris can take it as good as he dishes it out.

Anonymous said...

Charles Roark and Johnny Robertson == total bastards

Anonymous said...

"Charles Roark and Johnny Robertson == total bastards"

Right on! Talking about Chris' failed marriage is a low point.

Anonymous said...

Chris might or might not have a failed marriage. How would Charles and Johnny know anything about that? Why would it be their business unless they want to hurt Chris for having the courage to speak out about the hurt THEY are doing to other people?

I know Chris too. He's honest. he works hard at everything he puts his mind to. He's always ready to help a friend. He's always ready to help a friend he hasn't met yet. He doesn't talk the Christian talk, he walks it hard. This world would be a much better world if there were more people like him in it. Charles Roark and Johnny Robertson aren't fit to lick his boots.

Anonymous said...

I don't know about the boot licking, but everybody seems to be trying to hurt everybody else.

Anonymous said...

If Chris has a failed marriage that is nothing wrong. But Johnny Robertson said on television that First Christian Church in Kernersville was promoting child obscenity and pornography. Charles Roark did not disagree with him and let him say it.
Johnny Robertson and Charles Roark are very sick men with very perverted minds. They belong in jail or dead in a ditch not on television.

Anonymous said...

But they are still people that Jesus died for. That makes them valuable in His sight. You must not be a Christian, or you would know that to be the truth.

Ol' You-Know-Who

Chris Knight said...

All I can say at the moment is that this will be addressed in the fullness of time.

Anonymous said...

If that were me or my daughter or wife treated like that, I would shoot both of them.

Anonymous said...

What Charles Roark and Johnny Robertson are now is all that they will ever be. They have no legend.

Anonymous said...

"Is it, maybe, the discussion about Chris' wife leaving him that Charles and Johnny had? I thought that kind of talk was pretty low, but then I remembered no one watches the station and the few that do are too dumb to understand what Charles and Johnny were talking about."

and...

"Whatever this is about I won't be surprised. But I wouldn't worry too much either. Charles Roarks biggest audience is like his mind, uneducated and perverted."

I find it ironic that "no one watches the station" and "Charles Roarks biggest audience is like his mind, uneducated and perverted" -- but you people know every word they say every day of every week.

So while you say that no one is watching, you can quote what they do, what they say, what they wear, who they talk to, etc..

Geez...for a station that nobody watches, it sure gets a lot of attention from you people.

Parse that one if you will...

Anonymous said...

My wife is threatening to leave me because I can't hold a job and I spend all day watching WGSR and then blogging about how much I hate Johnny and Charles.

God told me to destroy Johnny, Charles, and the TV station using my mighty blog sword.

They will reap, reap, reap what they have sown.

Anonymous said...

Dear last commentor: Apparently you've been parsing the whole thing way too much as you will...

Anonymous said...

Right on Whoever posted 2 post up about the people that come here watching WGSR every day..... seem like there are not many Christians, with all the language and wanting to Destroy Peoples Life.
Ever heard of Karma?
Parse that if You will

Calvin said...

Where did you get the idea that Chris was unemployed from?

From my understanding he does videography of weddings and freelance writing.

That doesn't sound like a lazy person. It sounds like a real go getter.

Calvin said...

I've also heard that Chris Knight was fired from WGSR because Charles Roark became very jealous of what Chris was accomplishing with his own commercials and Charles didn't want to be upstaged.

That's what I have heard because I don't live there but I know Chris' school board commercials were excellent and heard that Charles' are crap.

Anonymous said...

Wow! You really heard that?

Where can I find some of his commercials airing now? Are they airing on some of the really big stations like News 14 Carolina? Or maybe Paul and Jan's Christian station, what is it, channel 61?

If this is true, that his commercials are all that, then surely they must be airing on some big stations?

Name some...

I'll parsnip that as I will...

Anonymous said...

Calvin,
Don't know where you live but it must be in a Fantsy World with Chris.
I would like to know also where the movies and commericals are showing...Sip on that

Anonymous said...

Chris Knight wrote this on the Answering the Church of Christ site two days ago, link. How many people can write this clear and eloquent? He doesn’t have to prove anything to anyone. He’s got a mind like Assissi, the last few writing have minds like asses.



Those who have salvation may at times fall and stumble (Lord knows that I certainly do) and there may be ramifications to those missteps…
…but Christ does not in any way cast us out simply because we are “not faithful” enough.
Does a loving father exile his five-year old son from the house simply because the child keeps doing something wrong, maybe even something that the kid doesn’t understand why it’s wrong yet?
Of course not! But the father does, in a loving fashion, discipline and correct the child as best he can. But he does not cast the child from his fellowship because he has failed to live up to the father’s expectations.
So it is with our Father in Heaven: He may - and does - discipline His children at times. But He does not cast them out from His love and care.
Scripture tells us that unless we come as little children, we cannot see the Kingdom of Heaven. And that is exactly how we are to view His Kingdom: as children, not knowing any better because we aren’t supposed to be leaning on our own understanding to begin with. In other places the metaphor is even more condescending: that we are all sheep who have gone astray, though we belong to the flock of the Good Shepherd.
If even one lamb is missing from the flock, will not the Shepherd go in search of it… because the lamb still belongs to the flock? Or does the Shepherd demand that “let the lamb stay lost until it wants to come back!”
Salvation is once and for all time. But the process of sanctification goes on for an entire lifetime.
And I have yet to meet anyone who has been able to rightfully say that they don’t need any more sanctification at all.

Anonymous said...

I tried my best to parse the previous post, but I must admit I am confounded. Should we be hating and loathing Charles, Johnny, and WGSR, or not?

Can someone read their runes and tell me what to do in plain english?

Anonymous said...

Hey, I just thought of a good question to ask Chris' readers, and this seems like a good thread to have it answered.

Why do folks post anonymously on this blog?

I do it because I am afraid of Chris' mighty wrath. I don't wanted to be bloginated like Johnny and Charles.

OK, anyone else care to answer the question, anonymously, of course?

Anonymous said...

Sure because We all are afraid of Chris' wrath...Helllllooooo!!!!
SNAP!!!! SNAP!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

If I'm not mistaken Charles Roark does not have a real job what soever. His MOTHER lets him play general manager of a TV station because he's been to prison for theft, found guilty of libel, is on court ordered sedation and there is no one else stupid or crazy to hire him. He is a man so pathetic that he begged a judge to let him keep his television set after he declared bankruptcy following being guilty for libel.

Johnny Robertson, He hasn't held a job either not since HIS prison term for trying to kill a man with a gun in a robbery. Funny how two convicted felons are meant to be more trusted and honest than an Eagle Scout isn't it? And Johnny got out of prison and tapped into a eff'ed up cult and they have been paying his way for a quarter century.

That is two men who don't want to do anything but destroy people and some of you think they are the good guys while Knight is the bad guy?

"It's a mixed up muddled up shook up world" as the Kinks said.

Darrell W- said...

Chris,
Isaiah 5:20

John 1:5

Why do Johnny Robertson and Charles Roark tolerate each other.

2 Corinthians 6:14
Be ye not unequally yoked together with unbelievers: for what fellowship hath righteousness with unrighteousness? and what communion hath light with darkness?

They are both of darkness and that is why they cling to each other.

Anonymous said...

I've been parsing this thing all day as I will.

I am just waiting for news on the the next grand project; movie, commercial, novel, run for office, protest of uniforms, etc.

Oh, and nothing answers these questions like some Bible scriptures -- eh?

John 3:16 says, For God so loved...oh, skip it...

Chris Knight said...

Just for sake of interest, the comments made at...

3:11 AM, February 11, 2009
8:23 AM, February 11, 2009
8:44 AM, February 11, 2009
8:52 AM, February 11, 2009
9:10 AM, February 11, 2009
9:40 AM, February 11, 2009
11:03 AM, February 11, 2009
11:09 AM, February 11, 2009
11:32 AM, February 11, 2009
3:26 PM, February 11, 2009

...all originated from the same IP address, in the vicinity of Dobson, North Carolina.

Anonymous said...

I've been trying to parse who lives in Dobson, but I don't have a clue.

Come on, Chris, tell us who it is. We should tar and feather the S.O.B.

Anonymous said...

I am parsing it too. I am kunfuzed.

Maybe Ernest T. Bass?

Let me parse that one a little longer.

Anonymous said...

I parsed some Scripture for Dobson's identity and failed to get fix on anyone.

For some reason Scripture kept pointing me to a place called Calhoun. Does anyone know the significance of Calhoun? Where's Calhoun?

Anonymous said...

About 3 months ago I made some attempt at humor about the ubiquitous "parse" usage and he parsed my ass into the deleted posts can. I've learned my lesson.

Anonymous said...

Hmmmmmm I think Calhoun is a City somewhere but don't know the State

Anonymous said...

This is the internet OK corral.

Johnny Y.

Anonymous said...

Watch out people are shooting in here!

Johnny Y.

Anonymous said...

It is I, Dobson, North Carolina...and I bring some new stuff to this discussion.

What does a woman carry to church? Her parse!

Johnny Robertson could be called a: parse-un.

What goes great in a salad? Pars-nips!

What did the pothead say to the other pothead? Parse the bong, dude!

An ingredient you should always keep in the kitchen is: pars-ley!

A plot of land could be known as a parse-l...

Okay, I am going now. Since the IP tracker is going into overdrive, I better clear off.

Dobson, OUT!

Anonymous said...

You people in Dobson keep mouthing off and Chris is going to go all Old Testament on you.

And then he's going to smite Dobson with a plague of locusts and rain frogs on your streets and homes.

Anonymous said...

"It is better to cast your seed in the belly of a whore than to spill it on the ground."

WOW! I had no clue it was cool to buy me a crack whore instead of dropping my seeds on the ground! COOOOOOL!

Okay, that's not in the Bible, but since the Bible is used here so much, I figured what the Hel...heck. Let it rip! I love using cliches in my arguments.

I'm parsing if I can find a whore who needs a bag o' seeds for $20 on a street corner tonight. Wish me luck!

PS - Last commentator...I much prefer you turn the Dan River red by casting your staff, you know, where my cattle can't drink and the people thirst. Could you whip that one up for me? I mean, please...locusts and frogs are so...Old Testament!

Anonymous said...

I'm gonna parse my staff right up side yo head, Mr. Anonymous!

Anonymous said...

Let's hope that God doesn't consider that you've attempted to add something to scripture that isn't in there. What He promises to do to someone who tries that IS scriptural . . . . and downright nasty. Read all about it in Revelation 22.

Ol' You-Know-Who

Anonymous said...

Dear Ol' You-Know-Who: Thanks for the Biblical warning. I am shaking in my boots. I may need a Valium now.

By the way, I didn't find my $20 whore. She cost $25.

Ol' Whats-His-Name

Anonymous said...

"Let's hope that God doesn't consider that you've attempted to add something to scripture that isn't in there. What He promises to do to someone who tries that IS scriptural . . . . and downright nasty."

WET BLANKET ALERT!

Dobson II

Monday, February 09, 2009

To whom it may concern

"For they have sown the wind, and they shall reap the whirlwind..."

-- Hosea 8:7

50 comments:

Anonymous said...

Endure. Persist. Take the hits that no one else wants to take. Because you can.

"Endure. Take it. They'll hate you for it, but that's the point. You can be the outcast. You can make the choice that no one else can make, the right choice."

kamen-rider said...

Oh no! What's this all about?

-Drew M

Anonymous said...

I heard what its about Drew M and Chris brother the fact that they are doing this shows that you have hurt them hard. That is the only reason because they are scared. Hold fast and steady and endure like the first person said!

Anonymous said...

If I may translate my brother's words...someone has grabbed the tiger by the tail.

Ol' You-Know-Who

Anonymous said...

I saw it.

Chris, be wrathful.

Barb said...

AMEN

Anonymous said...

Is being wrathful being Christ-like? Scripture says "...a soft answer turneth away wrath."

Ol' You-Know-Who

Anonymous said...

This has proven what Chris has said. Star News has become a broadcasting whore. Johnny Robertson controls the station and what goes out on it. It's his station and Robertson and Roark are going after Chris because he had the nerve to tell the truth. Has Charles Roark done the same to Robertson? No he hasn't and he won't.

Anonymous said...

I've known Chris for a long time and he has nothing to be ashamed of. He hasn't robbed a Walmart store or stole thousands of dollars of tv equipment from his employer like Charles Roark and he hasn't threatened anyone with a gun or said that a church was doing underage porno like Johnny Robertson.

Anonymous said...

Whatever this is about I won't be surprised. But I wouldn't worry too much either. Charles Roarks biggest audience is like his mind, uneducated and perverted

Anonymous said...

I'm confused. What are you guys talking about?

Is it, maybe, the discussion about Chris' wife leaving him that Charles and Johnny had? I thought that kind of talk was pretty low, but then I remembered no one watches the station and the few that do are too dumb to understand what Charles and Johnny were talking about.

I wouldn't worry about it. Nobody watches WGSR anyway. Chris is way too cool to let that kind of crap bother him. Chris can take it as good as he dishes it out.

Anonymous said...

Charles Roark and Johnny Robertson == total bastards

Anonymous said...

"Charles Roark and Johnny Robertson == total bastards"

Right on! Talking about Chris' failed marriage is a low point.

Anonymous said...

Chris might or might not have a failed marriage. How would Charles and Johnny know anything about that? Why would it be their business unless they want to hurt Chris for having the courage to speak out about the hurt THEY are doing to other people?

I know Chris too. He's honest. he works hard at everything he puts his mind to. He's always ready to help a friend. He's always ready to help a friend he hasn't met yet. He doesn't talk the Christian talk, he walks it hard. This world would be a much better world if there were more people like him in it. Charles Roark and Johnny Robertson aren't fit to lick his boots.

Anonymous said...

I don't know about the boot licking, but everybody seems to be trying to hurt everybody else.

Anonymous said...

If Chris has a failed marriage that is nothing wrong. But Johnny Robertson said on television that First Christian Church in Kernersville was promoting child obscenity and pornography. Charles Roark did not disagree with him and let him say it.
Johnny Robertson and Charles Roark are very sick men with very perverted minds. They belong in jail or dead in a ditch not on television.

Anonymous said...

But they are still people that Jesus died for. That makes them valuable in His sight. You must not be a Christian, or you would know that to be the truth.

Ol' You-Know-Who

Chris Knight said...

All I can say at the moment is that this will be addressed in the fullness of time.

Anonymous said...

If that were me or my daughter or wife treated like that, I would shoot both of them.

Anonymous said...

What Charles Roark and Johnny Robertson are now is all that they will ever be. They have no legend.

Anonymous said...

"Is it, maybe, the discussion about Chris' wife leaving him that Charles and Johnny had? I thought that kind of talk was pretty low, but then I remembered no one watches the station and the few that do are too dumb to understand what Charles and Johnny were talking about."

and...

"Whatever this is about I won't be surprised. But I wouldn't worry too much either. Charles Roarks biggest audience is like his mind, uneducated and perverted."

I find it ironic that "no one watches the station" and "Charles Roarks biggest audience is like his mind, uneducated and perverted" -- but you people know every word they say every day of every week.

So while you say that no one is watching, you can quote what they do, what they say, what they wear, who they talk to, etc..

Geez...for a station that nobody watches, it sure gets a lot of attention from you people.

Parse that one if you will...

Anonymous said...

My wife is threatening to leave me because I can't hold a job and I spend all day watching WGSR and then blogging about how much I hate Johnny and Charles.

God told me to destroy Johnny, Charles, and the TV station using my mighty blog sword.

They will reap, reap, reap what they have sown.

Anonymous said...

Dear last commentor: Apparently you've been parsing the whole thing way too much as you will...

Anonymous said...

Right on Whoever posted 2 post up about the people that come here watching WGSR every day..... seem like there are not many Christians, with all the language and wanting to Destroy Peoples Life.
Ever heard of Karma?
Parse that if You will

Calvin said...

Where did you get the idea that Chris was unemployed from?

From my understanding he does videography of weddings and freelance writing.

That doesn't sound like a lazy person. It sounds like a real go getter.

Calvin said...

I've also heard that Chris Knight was fired from WGSR because Charles Roark became very jealous of what Chris was accomplishing with his own commercials and Charles didn't want to be upstaged.

That's what I have heard because I don't live there but I know Chris' school board commercials were excellent and heard that Charles' are crap.

Anonymous said...

Wow! You really heard that?

Where can I find some of his commercials airing now? Are they airing on some of the really big stations like News 14 Carolina? Or maybe Paul and Jan's Christian station, what is it, channel 61?

If this is true, that his commercials are all that, then surely they must be airing on some big stations?

Name some...

I'll parsnip that as I will...

Anonymous said...

Calvin,
Don't know where you live but it must be in a Fantsy World with Chris.
I would like to know also where the movies and commericals are showing...Sip on that

Anonymous said...

Chris Knight wrote this on the Answering the Church of Christ site two days ago, link. How many people can write this clear and eloquent? He doesn’t have to prove anything to anyone. He’s got a mind like Assissi, the last few writing have minds like asses.



Those who have salvation may at times fall and stumble (Lord knows that I certainly do) and there may be ramifications to those missteps…
…but Christ does not in any way cast us out simply because we are “not faithful” enough.
Does a loving father exile his five-year old son from the house simply because the child keeps doing something wrong, maybe even something that the kid doesn’t understand why it’s wrong yet?
Of course not! But the father does, in a loving fashion, discipline and correct the child as best he can. But he does not cast the child from his fellowship because he has failed to live up to the father’s expectations.
So it is with our Father in Heaven: He may - and does - discipline His children at times. But He does not cast them out from His love and care.
Scripture tells us that unless we come as little children, we cannot see the Kingdom of Heaven. And that is exactly how we are to view His Kingdom: as children, not knowing any better because we aren’t supposed to be leaning on our own understanding to begin with. In other places the metaphor is even more condescending: that we are all sheep who have gone astray, though we belong to the flock of the Good Shepherd.
If even one lamb is missing from the flock, will not the Shepherd go in search of it… because the lamb still belongs to the flock? Or does the Shepherd demand that “let the lamb stay lost until it wants to come back!”
Salvation is once and for all time. But the process of sanctification goes on for an entire lifetime.
And I have yet to meet anyone who has been able to rightfully say that they don’t need any more sanctification at all.

Anonymous said...

I tried my best to parse the previous post, but I must admit I am confounded. Should we be hating and loathing Charles, Johnny, and WGSR, or not?

Can someone read their runes and tell me what to do in plain english?

Anonymous said...

Hey, I just thought of a good question to ask Chris' readers, and this seems like a good thread to have it answered.

Why do folks post anonymously on this blog?

I do it because I am afraid of Chris' mighty wrath. I don't wanted to be bloginated like Johnny and Charles.

OK, anyone else care to answer the question, anonymously, of course?

Anonymous said...

Sure because We all are afraid of Chris' wrath...Helllllooooo!!!!
SNAP!!!! SNAP!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

If I'm not mistaken Charles Roark does not have a real job what soever. His MOTHER lets him play general manager of a TV station because he's been to prison for theft, found guilty of libel, is on court ordered sedation and there is no one else stupid or crazy to hire him. He is a man so pathetic that he begged a judge to let him keep his television set after he declared bankruptcy following being guilty for libel.

Johnny Robertson, He hasn't held a job either not since HIS prison term for trying to kill a man with a gun in a robbery. Funny how two convicted felons are meant to be more trusted and honest than an Eagle Scout isn't it? And Johnny got out of prison and tapped into a eff'ed up cult and they have been paying his way for a quarter century.

That is two men who don't want to do anything but destroy people and some of you think they are the good guys while Knight is the bad guy?

"It's a mixed up muddled up shook up world" as the Kinks said.

Darrell W- said...

Chris,
Isaiah 5:20

John 1:5

Why do Johnny Robertson and Charles Roark tolerate each other.

2 Corinthians 6:14
Be ye not unequally yoked together with unbelievers: for what fellowship hath righteousness with unrighteousness? and what communion hath light with darkness?

They are both of darkness and that is why they cling to each other.

Anonymous said...

I've been parsing this thing all day as I will.

I am just waiting for news on the the next grand project; movie, commercial, novel, run for office, protest of uniforms, etc.

Oh, and nothing answers these questions like some Bible scriptures -- eh?

John 3:16 says, For God so loved...oh, skip it...

Chris Knight said...

Just for sake of interest, the comments made at...

3:11 AM, February 11, 2009
8:23 AM, February 11, 2009
8:44 AM, February 11, 2009
8:52 AM, February 11, 2009
9:10 AM, February 11, 2009
9:40 AM, February 11, 2009
11:03 AM, February 11, 2009
11:09 AM, February 11, 2009
11:32 AM, February 11, 2009
3:26 PM, February 11, 2009

...all originated from the same IP address, in the vicinity of Dobson, North Carolina.

Anonymous said...

I've been trying to parse who lives in Dobson, but I don't have a clue.

Come on, Chris, tell us who it is. We should tar and feather the S.O.B.

Anonymous said...

I am parsing it too. I am kunfuzed.

Maybe Ernest T. Bass?

Let me parse that one a little longer.

Anonymous said...

I parsed some Scripture for Dobson's identity and failed to get fix on anyone.

For some reason Scripture kept pointing me to a place called Calhoun. Does anyone know the significance of Calhoun? Where's Calhoun?

Anonymous said...

About 3 months ago I made some attempt at humor about the ubiquitous "parse" usage and he parsed my ass into the deleted posts can. I've learned my lesson.

Anonymous said...

Hmmmmmm I think Calhoun is a City somewhere but don't know the State

Anonymous said...

This is the internet OK corral.

Johnny Y.

Anonymous said...

Watch out people are shooting in here!

Johnny Y.

Anonymous said...

It is I, Dobson, North Carolina...and I bring some new stuff to this discussion.

What does a woman carry to church? Her parse!

Johnny Robertson could be called a: parse-un.

What goes great in a salad? Pars-nips!

What did the pothead say to the other pothead? Parse the bong, dude!

An ingredient you should always keep in the kitchen is: pars-ley!

A plot of land could be known as a parse-l...

Okay, I am going now. Since the IP tracker is going into overdrive, I better clear off.

Dobson, OUT!

Anonymous said...

You people in Dobson keep mouthing off and Chris is going to go all Old Testament on you.

And then he's going to smite Dobson with a plague of locusts and rain frogs on your streets and homes.

Anonymous said...

"It is better to cast your seed in the belly of a whore than to spill it on the ground."

WOW! I had no clue it was cool to buy me a crack whore instead of dropping my seeds on the ground! COOOOOOL!

Okay, that's not in the Bible, but since the Bible is used here so much, I figured what the Hel...heck. Let it rip! I love using cliches in my arguments.

I'm parsing if I can find a whore who needs a bag o' seeds for $20 on a street corner tonight. Wish me luck!

PS - Last commentator...I much prefer you turn the Dan River red by casting your staff, you know, where my cattle can't drink and the people thirst. Could you whip that one up for me? I mean, please...locusts and frogs are so...Old Testament!

Anonymous said...

I'm gonna parse my staff right up side yo head, Mr. Anonymous!

Anonymous said...

Let's hope that God doesn't consider that you've attempted to add something to scripture that isn't in there. What He promises to do to someone who tries that IS scriptural . . . . and downright nasty. Read all about it in Revelation 22.

Ol' You-Know-Who

Anonymous said...

Dear Ol' You-Know-Who: Thanks for the Biblical warning. I am shaking in my boots. I may need a Valium now.

By the way, I didn't find my $20 whore. She cost $25.

Ol' Whats-His-Name

Anonymous said...

"Let's hope that God doesn't consider that you've attempted to add something to scripture that isn't in there. What He promises to do to someone who tries that IS scriptural . . . . and downright nasty."

WET BLANKET ALERT!

Dobson II