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Monday, June 02, 2025

Attention Christopher Schmidt

Christopher Schmidt,

I know where you are.  I know where you work.  I even know your home address.

You should really be working right now instead of goofing off on Elon University's Facebook page.

You aren't much of anything, are you?  Just a coward, hiding behind your cellphone.  Or the keyboard of the place where you're supposed to be employing whatever skills your "masters degree" (if you even have one) bestowed upon you.

Good Lord, I really am a better person than you.  Including in life experiences and even education.  Not all learning is done in a classroom or laboratory or the Akron library.  You've never seen the world.  You don't know what it's really like out there.  But I do.  I understand the human condition in ways you'll never comprehend.  And that is how I know that you are going to die a lonely man consumed by bitterness and maybe regret, if you even have a conscience.

You are actually a very small person, alone with your hatred of Donald Trump and anyone your paranoia leads you to think is a "conservative".  You are so insecure, that the notion of someone who thinks different than you causes you real pain.  And so you lash out.  Like a rabid and wounded animal.

You truly won't have anything to show to God when He someday calls you to be accountable.  Death comes for us all, sooner or later.  I've got nothing to be ashamed of.  What do you have?  God loves us but He can't tolerate unholiness... and that is what you are.  An unholy, vulgar, minuscule excuse of a man.

Let me give you some advice: back off.  Law enforcement has your name and address.  Do something dumb and they'll be on your backside like white on rice.

You aren't the first stupid person to try me.  None of the others lasted ten rounds.  You will not do any better than they.

I actually feel pretty sorry for you.  The bounds of your hatred are as far as your soul will ever get.  You won't go farther.

So be a good boy from now on, Chris Schmidt.  Mind your manners.  And stop with the profanity on Elon's Facebook pages.  If you ever really attended Elon, you should be more considerate.  Use harsh language with your wife or kids or patrons if that gives you a rise.  But a respected university is not the place for that.

Sunday, June 01, 2025

Release dates announced for Stranger Things final season

Well, I know what I'll be doing from Thanksgiving to New Year's Eve in another six months...

"RUN!!  RUUUUUUUNNNN!!!!!"






Volume One at Thanksgiving.  Volume 2 on Christmas.  The finale on New Year's Eve.

Stranger Things has been the only show that I've followed at all during this past decade. I seriously don't know what's going to fill that void in my life.  It's one of the few things pop culture-wise that I've been interested in all this time.  I haven't watched Star Wars: Andor though I keep getting told that I must see that, it's supposed to be the best thing that Disney has done with that franchise since it took over.

But Stranger Things will forever have a very special place in my heart, just from when it started.  When I was on the road going across America for a year.  That it's ending this coming holiday season, well.. it's almost like that extended life journey since 2016 is finally drawing to a close for me.  Maybe something else will come along now.

EDIT: Netflix has released some pics from season five.  The kids don't look that much older than they did in the previous season three years ago (though it's good that the show is wrapping up now cuz this is no doubt the last time they'll be able to pull off that trick).  Click each image to embiggen it.