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Saturday, February 07, 2026

Weird items in the news: honey additive, expanding bread, and a World War I shell lodged in a man's buttocks

Lots of crazy stuff in the news this past week.  I've been sharing them with friends on Facebook, where they have engendered no small amount of mirth and merriment.  So I thought I'd post about them here too!

First up is this recall notice about a brand of honey that is being pulled off the shelves because somehow, somewhere along the manufacturing process, an active ingredient in erectile dysfunction medication made it into the finished product.

Next up is a story from Colorado about a man who is suing Walmart after claiming to be severely injured.  The man apparently bought raw bake-to-eat sourdough bread without first warming it up in an oven.  The bread expanded inside his stomach and allegedly brought on immense pain and suffering.

I saw that in an old episode of Emergency! awhile back.  Johnny and Roy got called to help a guy who ate unbaked bread dough and he had to get taken to Rampart.  So stupidity about this kind of thing goes back a fair bit. It seems.

And finally there comes this item from France, where a man was taken to the hospital, no doubt in severe pain.  That's where doctors found an eight-inch long unexploded artillery shell from World War I lodged in his rectum.

(Brings entirely new meaning to "fire in the hole!" does it not?)

I shared that last story with a friend who is a physician in Belgium.  She said that's it's hard to believe: the kinds of objects that people come in that are shoved up their, errr... ass.  Some people have even died from it.

What fascinated me most about that story though is that it was a live round from World War I.  That was over a hundred years ago.  Over the years there have been quite a few stories about still-live shells from that conflict being found.  So much of France and Belgium came under artillery fire during the Great War that it's possible there will still be undetonated shells found for the next one hundred years.

Maybe I should make "news of the weird" a regular feature on this blog.  What do y'all think?


Wednesday, February 22, 2012

Girl expelled from school for borrowing asthma inhaler

Alyssa McKinney has learned a valuable lesson courtesy of Lewis-Palmer Middle School in Monument, Colorado (and its primary asshole Superintendent of Schools John Borman)...
“The lesson that I learned from this is not to help people, because helping people is just going to get yourself in trouble,” McKinney said.
McKinney's classmate Breana Crites was having an asthma attack during a gym class last month. Alyssa McKinney let Crites borrow her asthma inhaler. It might have saved Breana Crites' life, or at the very least kept her from being hospitalized.

But for that act of Good Samaritanship, Alyssa was placed on ten days' suspension (with the possibility of expulsion if the school "administration" judges she makes one measly further "mistake) and Crites was expelled for the rest of the year.

Read all about it here.

Superintendent John Borman had this to say...

“I think absolutely the suspension was appropriate.”
People like Bastardorman are going to be the destruction of whatever good is left in this country. A person's life was very likely at stake and this soulless automaton doesn't give a damn. All that matters is absolute obedience to The Rules and those who decree them.

They'll still be insisting "But we were only following orders" right up to the moment that they're thrown against the wall.

Tip o' the hat to Scott Bradford for directing our attention to this latest instance of public education insanity.

Friday, October 16, 2009

Here's a song dedication going out to Falcon Heene

Yeah, the kid from Colorado who was thought to have taken a ride in that balloon yesterday and then cryptically said on national television "We did this for a show".

Here is "Up, Up and Away" by The Fifth Dimension...

Now, let us never speak of this again.

Wednesday, February 04, 2009

Klingon wannabe robs Denver 7-Elevens with real bat'leth

Just when you think there are enough aliens lurking around 7-Eleven...

Police in Denver, Colorado are looking for a man who committed armed robbery at two of the convenience stores. The weapon of choice for the assailant? A "bat'leth": the customary sword of Klingon warriors in the Star Trek universe (modeled here by Worf), first forged by Kahless the Unforgettable during the Earth's Ninth Century.

At least he wasn't a Doctor Who fan trying to hold up stores with a toilet plunger...