Tuesday, July 15, 2025
Back from seeing Superman... so what did I think?!
Friday, July 11, 2025
Superman: "Truth, Justice, and the American Way."
I haven't seen the new Superman movie that opens today. Between one project and obligation after another there hasn't been much time lately for anything like going to the theater. I hope to catch it soon though. For as long as I can remember I've been a Superman fan to some degree. Superman is the superhero. The prototype by which all others are measured.
In some ways, by which all of us in the real world can be measured, too.
Over the past few days I have heard some bits about Superman as he's being portrayed in the new film. Now, the character is almost ninety years old. There has had to be some growth and acclimation during that time to keep up with the times. But one thing in particular about this latest incarnation that I've been hearing about and... well, it kinda bugs me. Because there is no reason why this should be a problem, for anyone.
It seems that Superman is not about "Truth, justice, and the American way" anymore. Superman is now now for "Truth, justice, and the human way."
Ehhh, no. That's not right. Superman should be for "the American way". And here is why:
The "human way" left to itself doesn't have a good track record. The American way is about believing in something better than ourselves, the people recognizing that it's what they have to aspire toward, and then doing their best to make that happen. That ONLY happens if there is that belief in something higher than man's own nature. Heed that and humanity can do great things. There is absolutely nothing wrong with the American way. It's not perfect and it never will be, but the American way that was traditionally part of Superman's mythos was the best that could be in this world still dominated by baseline Homo sapiens. Superman isn't here to force us to be for the "human way". He sees something greater within us and is going to do HIS best to help us come to that of our own. Superman is an avatar of what is still best in men, something that for all the rotten that human nature is capable of inflicting, is still going to be there in defiance of the bad. Superman calls out to that remnant (as the prophet Isaiah called them) who hold to incorrupt principles. They are the ones who truly "get" Superman and always will.
Maybe that's one of the reasons why Christopher Reeve's will always and forever be the platinum standard by which every Man of Steel is held to.
No, I haven't seen the new Superman movie. I want to though. But I'm just a little disappointed to hear that there's been that much of a change in Superman's guiding morality. We are supposed to see the best in Superman. And he is supposed to see the best in us. And strictly speaking as a historian, who may happen to be an American citizen, this would have been a far different past century if it had not been for American exceptionalism. We must be doing something right, for so many people wanting to come here.
Superman symbolizes the best in us, that looks to something larger than us. And in turn, America is supposed to symbolize what is best in other people, when THEY look to something larger than even America.
There is nothing wrong with that.
(Superman image by Alex Ross)
Wednesday, May 14, 2025
Just hitting the Intertubes: Trailers for Superman and second season of Fallout!
A couple of things went online today that I've watch a few times. I've got a good feeling about both of these.
First, it's the first trailer for the second season of Amazon's Fallout series. As a die-hard fan of the Fallout games I absolutely loved the first season. They completely nailed the look and feel of the franchise. It was an astounding surprise that throughly delighted me. Season two debuts in December, which may be a busy month for streaming if the final volume of Stranger Things comes out then also (as many are speculating).
So here's the trailer for Fallout season two:
And then there's this: the new (and probably final) trailer for Superman. This is a project that has gotten me increasingly intrigued with each new spot that's been released. I think David Corenswet is going to do much as the great Christopher Reeve did in the role: making Superman and Clark Kent two entirely separate personas in the eyes of the world. Reeve's portrayal is the platinum standard of that and Corenswet seems poised to tap into that also.
More than that though, I can't help but believe that this is going to be a movie we need right now. The idea of Superman being good and upright and moral in a world that has grown cold and jaded and cruel, like ours has become... there is something uplifting about that. It seems that there are few absolutes on this earth anymore. A Superman who can inspire us to be our best should be one of them.
I could say a lot more about that, but anyhoo here's the trailer:
Saturday, August 06, 2022
Am two episodes into Netflix's adaptation of The Sandman and...
...maybe I should give it time to still prove itself?
So I'm a real fan. And I've been looking forward to seeing how it would fare as a Netflix series: arguably the perfect medium for an adaptation.
And now, having seen the first couple of episodes?
It looks right. It's hitting on all the right cues visually. That isn't a problem at all (though at the risk of being labeled a racist I do think that Death should be the pale goth girl that she is in the comic). But something is off and it's making it hard for me to get completely engorged by this series. The first episode is a fine replication of The Sandman's premiere issue, other than introducing the Corinthian WAY too early in the story. But the pacing could have been better. The episode ran a little long and with some editing could have spanned maybe half an hour. There are ten episodes in this first season and I'm wondering if Netflix erred in devoting almost an hour to each one, when perhaps each issue could have thirty minutes of screen time devoted to it.
Speaking of the Corinthian, I don't really care for him being turned into the stereotypical bad guy of the tale. Again he looks perfect, but his execution is so wildly off that it corrupts the story around him. Then again, that is perhaps counterbalanced with touches like Cain and Abel, who are exactly like I imagined they would be from the book.
Apart from the matter of Death (which to be fair, I haven't gotten to see her really in action yet) the casting is strong in this series. Tom Sturridge is as close to a perfect portrayal of Morpheus as we're apt to get, and he brings the right intensity and sense of vengeance to the role. Vivienne Acheampong has won my approval as Lucienne. In fact, other than being gender-flipped from the graphic novel her attitude and speech are pretty much how I envisioned Lucien's. Charles Dance turns in a fine performance as Roderick Burgess, the sorcerer whose dark ritual imprisons Dream for a century.
Yes, all the right ingredients are there. But two episodes in and it's not resonating with me at all.
Or, maybe it really is simply the matter of being unfeasible to adapt The Sandman books. Reading about Morpheus and the spheres he influences is a dense exercise. It requires a fluid mind switching on and off between the worlds of waking and the Dreaming. Gaiman weaves a thick tapestry rich in metaphor. Which, is what the Endless (Dream and his siblings) are: anthropomorphic embodiments of the base concepts of the universe. How does that translate off the page and onto the screen?
I suppose I'll give The Sandman a few more episodes to convince me. But if not, there are the books and I will always treasure them for the company they have provided. Imagination is a beautifully protean thing, and some things don't need to be seen on the screen to be fully appreciated.
But I will say this: Netflix's The Sandman it is an admirable attempt. Maybe others will find it suits them in ways that a book cannot. And that will be fine, too.
Wednesday, July 03, 2019
Review of SPIDER-MAN: FAR FROM HOME
Wednesday, January 30, 2019
Shyamalan's GLASS concludes the superhero trilogy we don't deserve and didn't know we needed
After a few disappointments (including 2006's bewildering and nigh-incomprehensible Lady In The Water) my interest had grown wary - to put it mildly - in M. Night Shyamalan's work. The wunderkind who in 1999 brought us The Sixth Sense and then Unbreakable followed by Signs and The Village (a film I will never be ashamed to defend) had been hailed as "his generation's Steven Spielberg."
But then Shyamalan kinda wandered off the reservation. Went weird. Became the strange relative who packs up and goes into places that only his deepest id seems to understand. Sometimes he comes back from the quest with renewed vision and perspective. Sometimes he doesn't. Sometimes he fails to come back at all.
Tuesday, June 26, 2018
President Trump has become Thanos!
Thursday, April 30, 2015
Iron Man by Cameron Hobbs
Worthy of hanging in the office of Tony Stark himself!
Find more of Cameron's work at his official Facebook page as well as the original Superhero Art page.
Friday, April 24, 2015
What a lousy day to be a Batman fan
And now tonight it's this: the first look at Jared Leto as the Joker in the upcoming Suicide Squad movie:
Disney shareholders, be of good cheer. Your Marvel Cinematic Universe need not fear any competition from DC.
Romero. Nicholson. Hamill. Ledger. Leto. One of these is not like the others. One of these just doesn't belong...
Wednesday, February 01, 2012
DC Comics is making WATCHMEN 2. No, really.
(I came waaaaaay too close to writing out that full word, folks. Only the better angels of my nature intervened, but not nearly enough.)
"It's a joke. It's all a joke."Except it's not. This is actually happening.
Why? Well from the story at IGN's Comics News...
"It's our responsibility as publishers to find new ways to keep all of our characters relevant," said DC Entertainment Co-Publishers Dan DiDio and Jim Lee. "After twenty five years, the Watchmen are classic characters whose time has come for new stories to be told. We sought out the best writers and artists in the industry to build on the complex mythology of the original."DiDio and Lee don't have an effin' clue, do they? Makes me wonder if they've even read Alan Moore and Dave Gibbons' classic graphic novel. Me, I've read Watchmen at least 200 times since first discovering it in the winter of 1990. And every time that I re-read it, I discover something new.
This new project isn't a sequel, and "Watchmen 2" isn't even its proper title. It's being called Before Watchmen: a series of prequels, each one focusing on a different character from Watchmen. And none of them are needed or even wanted at all. Looking around the Intertubes today, all I'm seeing is disgust that this is happening. Indeed, I'm seeing some raw hatred toward DC Comics right now over this.
Suffice it to say, Alan Moore is not happy either...
"I tend to take this latest development as a kind of eager confirmation that they are still apparently dependent on ideas that I had 25 years ago... I don't want money. What I want is for this not to happen. As far as I know, there weren't that many prequels or sequels to Moby Dick."Mash here for more about this damnable sacrilege that sucks donkeys balls to no end.
Thursday, August 04, 2011
First pic of Henry Cavill as Superman!
Click the above image to embiggenize our first look at Henry Cavill as Superman in the Zack Snyder-directed Man of Steel (now due out for 2013). Check out Supes' getup! Now that is a Superman that I would believe can not only fly but also kick the tails of Darkseid and Brainiac.
I am beginning to have a positive vibe about this film. Yesterday it was announced that Laurence Fishburne would be playing Perry White, and then there's Kevin Costner as Jonathan Kent, Russell Crowe as Jor-El, Amy Adams as Lois Lane, and Michael Shannon as General Zod (among others who have been cast for the film). And Zack Snyder had already pulled off the impossible when he adapted Watchmen (the Ultimate Cut, incorporating the animated pirate story into the main film, is by far the best of the three versions). Not to mention that overseeing this new Superman movie effort will be Christopher Nolan. Now all that's gotta be a recipe for pure awesome!
Sunday, May 08, 2011
By Odin's beard! Chris declares that THOR is worthy indeed!
Because I saw Thor at 12:01 this past Friday morning and the more I think about it the more I find myself believing it to be the best pure comic book superhero movie that I've ever seen.
Based on the Marvel Comics character created by Kirby, Stan Lee and Larry Leiber, Thor is the adaptation of "The King"'s trademark vast cosmic vision that we always wanted in a movie but never thought we'd actually get! I would even say that Thor is a film that we've seen precious little of since the first Star Wars movie (A New Hope, NOT The Phantom Menace). Directed by Kenneth Branagh and starring Chris Hemsworth as the titular Norse god of thunder, Thor is a movie of big concepts painted with broad brushes across an epic scale...
...and it is one heckuva fun ride!
Thor doesn't bother with puny mortal concerns like justifying the reality of science with the mystic wonder of magic. As Thor describes it at one point, his world is one where science and magic are one and the same. Or if you want a more pedestrian explanation: Thor and his people are an alien civilization of overwhelming power and achievement, that we Earthlings can only perceive as magic. I liked that. It's what lets a movie like Thor dispense with tedious rationale and get on to the action, action, ACTION!
The film's plot - the story comes from Mark Protosevich and J. Michael Straczynski: a man who has no small amount of experience in this sort of thing (he created Babylon 5) - will be gratefully acknowledged by those who have followed Thor in Marvel Comics, while also being readily accessible to those unfamiliar with the character. The movie opens with Thor being thrown down from heaven (literally) and crashing into the New Mexico desert, where he is found by scientist Jane Foster (Natalie Portman), assistant Darcy Lewis (Kat Dennings) and Jane's advisor Dr. Selvig (Stellan Skarsgard). Thinking that this strapping muscular blond guy needs medical attention, Jane and crew ferry the unconscious Thor off to a hospital... and failing to notice the metal hammer that has followed Thor from space.
From there we get a glorious synopsis of the world that Thor comes from, courtesy of monologue from Thor's father Odin, the king of Asgard (played magnificently by Sir Anthony Hopkins). We see how the race of Asgardians battled the Frost Giants over a thousand years ago to keep them from conquering the Nine Worlds (of which Midgard - the realm of Earth - is a part). We see Odin taking his young sons Thor and Loki to look at the Casket of Ancient Winters, the source of the Frost Giants' power. The obvious setup is that the Frost Giants will soon (in Asgardian terms if not human) try to take back what was once theirs.
That comes several hundreds of years later when Odin is about to proclaim Thor (Hemsworth) King of Asgard with Loki (Tom Hiddleston), Queen Frigga (Rene Russo) and the rest of the royal court witnessing the coronation. The Frost Giants attempt to steal the Casket, they fail... and Thor is perturbed, to put it mildly. So Thor gathers up his posse consisting of Loki, Sif (Jaimie Alexander) and the Warriors Three (Ray Stevenson, Tadanobu Asano and Joshua Dallas). They make their way over the Bifrost Bridge to convince Heimdall (Idris Elba) to open the gate to the Giants' world of Jotunheim so that Thor and company can wage war on Laufey (Colm Feore) and his frigid brethren.
Well, Thor wanted battle and that's what he and his compatriots get. But it's not what Odin desires. Thor's daddy shows up, brings the wayward Asgardians back and has some not-so-nice words for Thor. The culmination of Thor's chastisement? The god of thunder is stripped of his powers and his hammer Mjolnir and cast down to Earth.
For the next good bit Thor is quite an entertaining "fish out of water" story. Thor knows who he is and he knows where Odin has exiled him to... but that doesn't stop him from making a Nordic spectacle of himself (the line that he tells the pet shop clerk is especially hilarious). But this isn't a story about fallen gods trying to hack it like mortals must: this is Marvel Comics' Thor and it's not long before Loki... who made a discovery about his own heritage during the jaunt to Jotunheim... takes advantage of Odin's fall into the deep Odinsleep in order to claim the throne of Asgard. Sif and the Warriors Three sneak to Earth to find Thor and from that point on magic, mystery, mischief and might are on a honkin' big collision course, culminating in a battle for all creation.
Thor is everything of the purest essence of comic bookdom's Silver Age writ large for the silver screen. Some will argue that the film might suffer a bit from a slower mid section, but you know what: I didn't have any particular problem with that. Because Thor at its heart is a story about humility and how one must learn to be humble. When we first see Thor he's brash, headstrong, eager to fight... and those aren't the qualities needed in a king. So we watch Thor learn the hard way that he's not the centerpiece of Asgard, and that a king must govern not so much with power as with wisdom. In that respect Thor might be too rushed for some people... but hey, if you're going to see Thor you're going to watch stuff like Thor fighting the Destroyer, not for Ayn Rand-ish soliloquies about virtue.
Chris Hemsworth is spot-on perfect as Thor. Anthony Hopkins brings the requisite weight and gravitas to the role of Odin. But the character that I really wound up digging the most was Tom Hiddleston's Loki. This is a villain who is so not like the stereotypical cartoon bad guy. Indeed: Loki is darn nearly a character that you must feel sympathy toward. It's obvious that beneath it all he loves his father and brother very dearly. This is the kind of complicated emotion that would have been fun to behold in Anakin Skywalker with the Star Wars prequels that we unfortunately didn't get. I can easily imagine that it will be but one more thing that will entice many to see Thor during its first run at the box office.
I'll give Thor my highest recommendation possible for a movie, and I'm probably going to catch it again later this week with some more friends. Oh yeah: look for Stan Lee in his most brief (and somehow funniest) cameo yet in a Marvel Comics movie. And don't be so quick to leave the theater: there's a scene after the credits which sets the stage for Thor's return in The Avengers next summer!
Wednesday, August 04, 2010
Huh?!? So the plot for INCEPTION was already done in a Scrooge McDuck comic book?!?
If you thought that was a honkin' big coincidence, wait'll you get a load of this 'un...
Those same sharp lads at GeekTyrant have scored another find. The whole plot of Inception is eerily similar to Dream of a Lifetime: a 2004 Disney-published comic book about... Scrooge McDuck!
Here's a page from the comic. Click on it to drastically embiggenize...
According to the guys at GeekTyrant, Dream of a Lifetime "... tells the story of how the Beagle Boys used a device to enter Scrooge McDuck's dreams to extract the secret combination to Scrooge McDuck's vault! I dead freakin' serious! Did Nolan get his idea from a Uncle Scrooge comic book!?"
Mash down here for the link to GeekTyrant's page, which has a link to where you can read the comic in full.
Yah, that's a great find. However the more I think about it, the more examples of this same "invading a person's dreams" thing I'm able to think back upon. There was an episode of Batman: The Animated Series involving Mad Hatter that was kinda like this. And I even remember one of the episodes of G.I. Joe: A Real American Hero years ago that had Cobra's Dr. Mindbender messin' with the Joes' dreams (one of the Joes, I think it was Low-Light, turned the tables on Cobra 'cuz he didn't sleep normally, or something...). However nothing that comes to mind bears anything as close a resemblance to how dream-stealing worked in Inception than does this Scrooge McDuck comic.
Now all we need for the world to be perfect is to wait for Muppet Inception.
Thursday, June 03, 2010
Bargain basement Batmobile
According to the story at GeekTyrant "After a few necessary repairs, work proceeded: Gabe sawed off the crushed roof and built a custom frame for the new roof and windows. Inspired by the Batmanesque charm of his creation, Gabe then rigged up and riveted on fins, reworked the nose, and spray-painted the car matte black. The car even features high-tech theft-prevention gadgets the likes of which even Wayne Industries couldn't develop. When thieves tried to steal the car last year, the steering wheel broke off. In the process of trying to hotwire the car, they also fixed the brake lights."
Click on the link above for more photos of the "Batmobile", which is now listed for sale on Craigslist. Price for this crimefighting car: $600.
And in related news, Batman himself was arrested in Los Angeles on a loitering charge. I guess hard times have hit everyone... including costumed vigilantes.
First art from Frank Miller's XERXES (it's a prequel to 300)
Well, here's our first look at Xerxes from, well, Xerxes...
Here's the official title description from Dark Horse Comics:
Xerxes rose to power in fifth-century-BC Persia and became known as 'The King of Kings,' eventually raising and leading a massive army intent on ruthlessly destroying the hated Greeks who killed his father. Xerxes seeks nothing less than to become a god himself -- and achieves his wish!Hey, if this means more of that freakish Persian army that we saw in 300, I'm totally stoked for this dudes!!
Friday, May 21, 2010
"What Does Spider-Man Say?"
And apprently local cult leader Johnny Robertson of the Martinsville Church of Christ (part of what many are now calling "Sons of Hell" and "Stalkers for Jesus") is not exempt.
Here's the original photo that was sent in by "Code Name Exelsior"...
This photo was taken inside Martinsville Church of Christ's sanctuary. That's Johnny Robertson himself in the left of the picture, and fellow cultist/stalker (and partner with recently found-guilty criminal trespasser Micah Robertson) Mark McMinnis in the plaid shirt sitting down.
Have you spotted it yet? Is your "Spider-Sense" tingling?
Well if not, behold true believers!
I count at least nine and possibly more Spider-Man comic books sitting in a pile on the pews of Martinsville Church of Christ. The headquarters of the cult that puts out What Does The Bible Say?, A Word From The Lord and Religious Review on WGSR: live TV broadcasts where Robertson and his cronies do nothing but condemn everyone else for such imagined slights and sins as having church car washes and bake sales, instrumental music and books during church worship that aren't the Bible.
Yet there it is, most presumably during a worship service at Martinsville Church of Christ: a heap of Marvel Comics and within arm's reach of its head magus. And not only that but Marvel Comics featuring Spider-Man: a character whose fathers include two Jewish comic book legends (Stan Lee and Jack Kirby)! I could also note that Spidey's co-creator Steve Ditko also created Doctor Strange and worked on the New Gods at DC for awhile, so it could be argued that Johnny Robertson is also allowing "eastern religions" and pagan worship inside as he puts it "the church that you read about in the Bible".
Johnny Robertson you damn hypocrite: sit down and SHUT UP, sir!
And you thought it was bad enough that Robertson gets the Bible all twisted and convoluted. Lord only knows how he would interpret the X-Men books.
But as one trusted associate put it when I showed this photo to him: "Of course, I did wonder if comic books is where Johnny Robertson gets his theology from."
Feel free to post whatever clever and snide captions and comments you can think of!
(P.S.: Speaking of hypocrisy, why is Johnny Robertson giving more than a quarter of a million dollars of his congregation's money per year to a multiple-convicted criminal, habitual thief and bisexual purveyor of "filthy" entertainment?)
Tuesday, May 04, 2010
Spider-Man, Jedi Knights, the Flash foil comic book thief
The friendly neighborhood webslinger was also assisted by several Jedi Knights and high-speed hero who rides the lightning, the Flash.
Here's the story from The Sun...
SPIDERMAN foiled a would-be thief as Jedi Knights blocked his escape route.Perhaps this chap will argue in court "But yer lordship I was told it was Free Comic Book Day..."No, it's not a comic book plot but the scene which unravelled in a Australian book store on Saturday.
Store owner Michael Baulderstone, dressed as Spiderman, spotted the man trying to steal an X-Men book worth $160 (£97).
The 45-year-old called for back-up and the hapless thief was surrounded by superheroes within seconds.
Mr Baulderstone said: "We had about 40 people dressed up as their favourite superheroes to celebrate International Free Comic Day, so he didn't have much of a choice but to hand the comic back after a little bit of a scuffle.
"Everyone in the store thought it was a play, that it was street theatre of some sort. It wasn't until I said 'call the police' that people started to realise.
"One of the funniest things about the incident was that I called for people to stand near the door and it just so happened we had people dressed as Jedi knights there blocking the exit, the Flash was there at some point too.
"It was a bit serious at the time, but now we're looking back laughing at what greeted police."
Congratulations to all the heroes involved :-)
Tuesday, January 12, 2010
Clint Eastwood as Batman... in a movie version of THE DARK KNIGHT RETURNS?!
In case you've never treated yourself to it, The Dark Knight Returns depicts a 55-year old decrepit Bruce Wayne, ten years past his prime, taking up the cowl once again to fight crime in Gotham City.
And the Hughes Brothers' choice to play the older, "decrepit" Batman? It would have been Clint Eastwood.
I think everyone who's read The Dark Knight Returns has at one point or another envisioned Eastwood playing Batman. Especially with the latter part of the book when Batman and his retinue are on horseback, riding hard through the streets of Gotham: now sitting dark and helpless following the electromagnetic pulse of a nuclear weapon knocking out all the electrical power.
And from the sound of it, we almost got it! Just... wow.
Personally, as much as I would enjoy seeing The Dark Knight Returns get the big screen treatment, I'd much more love to see somebody take up the challenge of adapting Kingdom Come (and I'm thinking animated particularly). That is hands-down my favorite version of Batman ever.
Sunday, November 08, 2009
Comic books found to increase childhood literacy
According to a new study published in the journal School Library Monthly, comic books are just another form of literature that demands the same amount of reading comprehension as traditional novels or any other written material. Professor Carol Tilley of the University of Illinois notes that...
"Although they've long embraced picture books as appropriate children's literature, many adults – even teachers and librarians who willingly add comics to their collections – are too quick to dismiss the suitability of comics as texts for young readers. Any book can be good and any book can be bad, to some extent. It's up to the reader's personality and intellect. As a whole, comics are just another medium, another genre. If reading is to lead to any meaningful knowledge or comprehension, readers must approach a text with an understanding of the relevant social, linguistic and cultural conventions. And if you really consider how the pictures and words work together to tell a story, you can make the case that comics are just as complex as any other kind of literature."I've written here before about how I grew up reading Marvel Comics' G.I. Joe. And there's no doubt that my own vocabulary was greatly enriched by reading that and other comic books (I should credit Larry Hama for being one of my favorite writers!) as well as starting off my interest in modern world history at an early age.
When you consider that much of written literature is description and exposition, adapting it into a visually-driven story that retains the depth of dialogue does make a lot of sense. And I've of the mind that it makes for much more compelling absorption than watching a movie version of the same material. Marvel's current adaptation of Stephen King's The Stand, f'rinstance. While I'll always be fond of the 1994 television miniseries, the comic version is vastly superior in so many ways. If it had been around when I first read The Stand, I'd likely be that much more enticed to read the original novel afterward.
Saturday, November 07, 2009
If you haven't stopped by Sci-Fi Genre in Durham lately...
But don't take my word for how awesome a place Sci-Fi Genre is. Look who else thinks so too:
Yup, Robin Williams himself, who word on the street has it is not only an avid Warhammer 40,000 player but that he also collects and plays a wicked kewl Eldar army! Maybe someday he'll show up again and I can play him with my Orks (and I've heard Will Smith and Billy Crystal are also into Warhammer 40,000: maybe Sci-Fi Genre could host a celebrity tournament or something...)
Their website is at scifigenre.com. Tell 'em you heard about 'em on The Knight Shift!