Monday, November 03, 2008

A message to every political candidate in the United States

To whom it may concern:

The very next "robocall" that comes into this house, I will go out, find the candidate who authorized it, and have him/her hung from the nearest telephone poll by his/her circular reproductive units. With piano wire.

This notice is being made regardless of party affiliation.

You have been duly warned.

Thank you.

EDIT 3:14 p.m. EST: I should elaborate that this only comes after I received four such automated calls from political campaigns within a span of five minutes. So yeah, I'm feeling more than a little honked-off right now...

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Maybe you should read your immediately preceding post.

Chris Knight said...

There's a difference between being OBSESSED with an election of one's own volition, and being ANNOYED with an election when such nuisance is not desired.

And maybe my "cautionary notice" worked, 'cuz so far no more automated calls have come here.