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Tuesday, April 28, 2009

The Darth Vader Toaster

Time for another entry in the "Things We Don't Really Need But Are Lusting For Badly" file...

Wouldya believe that StarWarsShop.com is now selling the Darth Vader Toaster? For $54.99 you can have this kitchen appliance, which burns the evil visage of that most famous Dark Lord of the Sith into the surface of a slice of bread. Kinda sick, when you think about how the living remnant of what was once Anakin Skywalker is so charred and roasted under that black armor.

But I guess it's true: there really isn't any merchandise that they won't stick the Star Wars brand name on :-P