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Sunday, March 28, 2010

Pennsylvania man, publicly drunk, attempts to revive dead possum

A fella named Donald Wolfe has been arrested in Punxsutawney, Pennsylvania on a public drunkenness charge. Police found him along a highway 65 miles east of Pittsburgh.

The biggest clue that something was terribly amiss was that Wolfe was attempting to restore to life a roadkilled possum, which reportedly had been "dead for quite awhile", with mouth-to-mouth resuscitation.

I'd love to know what the heck this guy had been drinking...

1 comments:

bmovies said...

"I'd love to know what the heck this guy had been drinking..."

Probably Popcorn's best hooch. (you people dont want to know what Popcorn's worst hooch will do to you)