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Sunday, June 26, 2005

One of these is not like the others...

It's normal to bring into question the over-use of prescription anti-depressants. It's very responsible to study the subject first-hand. And it's pretty bold to raise the issue before an audience of millions.

It's NOT normal to offer, as an alternative, the belief that the dread alien warlord Xenu fought over-population in his space empire by hoodwinking his excess citizenry into coming in for tax audits, then drugging them, then cramming them into DC-8 passenger planes and flying them to Earth ("which was then known as Teegeeack"), then putting their immobile bodies around volcanoes, that were then exploded with hydrogen bombs, then sucking up the disembodied souls, then forcing said souls to watch a "three-D, super colossal motion picture" about God and Satan and Jesus etc., which then disoriented them, but then they started to cling to the minds of humans as we started to evolve on Earth, which now requires an investment of several thousands of dollars to become "clear" of.

That is probably all I could say on the subject, before $cientology's army of attorneys come scrambling after my butt.