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Tuesday, January 29, 2008

Today's sign that the Apocalypse is upon us ...

New Kids On the Block are reuniting after 14 years. For real.

It's no joke. Danny, Donnie, Joe, Jon, and Jordan are coming back.

If Lisa even hints at wanting me to take her to a concert on their new tour, so help me I will tie her up and throw her into a dark bathroom until the band has left town. A husband should want to do whatever makes his wife happy, but this would be undeniable mental cruelty.

Oh well, might as well "celebrate" with one of the New Kids' better music videos...