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Tuesday, November 07, 2006

ELECTION DAY 10:27 AM EST

Back at homebase for a short while. Michael and I drove to Reidsville Middle School a little after 9 this morning. He waited outside while I went in and voted. And lemme tell ya: that was hands-down the most surreal moment of my life... and that's saying something! Seeing my own name on the ballot like that, it seemed so weird. Then I went back outside and it was still raining, as it has been all morning. I had no umbrella but Tom Schoolfield, one of the candidates for County Commissioner came by a short while later and let me have one that he had: wasn't that nice? :-) I think it's like a promotional umbrella but I don't care: it keeps the rain of of ya right? Well anyway, after voting I went back behind The Line (the one beyond which no campaigning is allowed) and we held aloft some signs and I greeted voters as they went in. We were there for about 45 minutes then came back here for a bit before we head out to hit another precinct. While we were at Reidsville Middle I also met up with Lorie Booth McKinney, another school board candidate (she was in my portion of the televised forum two weeks ago and she did a really great job). Funny thing about this election: there's almost one school board candidate for every precinct in the county :-)

Okay, time for some photos. This first pic was actually taken this morning about 3:10 a.m., at the Bethany Civic Center. I already had one sign there but I deployed another one all the same...
Here's Michael outside of Reidsville Middle School, being a good campaign staffer :-) By the way, the t-shirt I tried to make for him didn't work out that hot (it was one of those self-print, then iron-on deals you can buy in the computer paper section of Wal-Mart and such). But since it's pretty cold out today that's okay: I don't want to freeze my staffers to death ;-)
And here's the pic that Michael shot of me from where he was standing...
Okay, we're gonna head out again. Something I feel almost wrong about saying here, but for sake of completeness I'll add it here for the record: quite a few people at Reidsville Middle told me that they either were going to vote for me or already had voted for me. I mean, that isn't something I'd normally report on, but the sheer number of people who've told me that...

I'm not going to speculate. I'm not going to see things that may or may not be there. But I am very much amazed and delighted at how many have said they're supporting me. But I would have been happy if only ten people said they were going to vote for me. It's just that right now... I'm wondering just how far this might be set to go before this night is over.

Well, I'll leave that to the voters, and to God. For now it's just do what I've always tried to do during this thing: give it my best effort, and let the chips fall where they may. So now it's time to visit another precinct :-)

More later.

ELECTION DAY: 9:01 AM EST

Well, we're off. For me to cast my own vote and then to visit various polls and stand as close to them as legally allowed.

More later.

ELECTION DAY: 8:12 AM EST

Bojangles' doesn't take debit cards :-( And we were so hungry for some biscuits from there too. They need to get with the program 'cuz they're losing business to the Hardees down the street (which is where I did get some biscuits). So breakfast is taken care of...

ELECTION DAY: 7:18 AM EST

Waiting for Michael to wake up but since he fried his eyeballs on videogames until way late it may take awhile. He's a really good kid from church and his parents said it might be a great experience if he got to help me today. Basically I'm going to plop this "Christopher Knight for Rockingham County Board of Education" t-shirt onto him and turn him into a walking billboard for me at whatever polls we go to.

I'm getting ready to eat breakfast and get this day going. Right now the Fox 8 Morning News has some outfit called Power Force on: they're a bunch of born-again Christian musclemen who go to high schools and lay it down for the kids. Here's one of them that was just on the show doing stuff like tearing apart phone books with his bare hands...

ELECTION DAY: 6:47 AM EST

Forecast is for rain today and a high of around 54.

Considering how weather conditions have been known to have a dampering effect on voter turnout, this may be an election where whatever happened during the early voting may be a big deciding factor. When you figure in a race involving sixteen candidates, all the more so. It's altogether possible that there might be ten or less votes' difference between candidates.

And the polls have now been open for 17 minutes. Here we go, fast and furious...

ELECTION DAY: 4:42 AM EST

I spent the past almost-three hours driving 70 miles across the county, getting signs up at the last four precincts. They're all covered now.

Remember I said that earlier tonight when it was Michael and me doing this that we were listening to that music from that Christian college group I used to be part of? That's what I listened to all the last little while. I've actually listened to it quite a lot during the course of this campaign. It's really helped to sustain and inspire me through everything. I'm glad I thought to put them all on my MP3 player awhile back. And there's another little bit of music, several songs actually, that a friend from college did years ago that I was listening to a lot during this last trip out into the darkness. That went a long way, too.

In so many ways, I can't help but believe that, regardless of whether I win or don't win, God has really been providing for me the whole way through this. Something really curious that I realized tonight, that had to do with why I couldn't put out signs as much as I wanted to last week... but now I wonder if maybe it was supposed to be that I couldn't put them out then. I might talk more about that later.

Well, it's around quarter-til 5 in the morning, and I need to catch some ZZZs. It's gonna be an interesting day. And I gotta see it through all the way to the end. Will try to file reports periodically throughout the day as I can manage it. In the meantime, please keep me in your prayers: they really are what keep me going.

More later. Me go crash now :-)

ELECTION DAY: 1:51 AM EST

I wasn't able to start putting signs out at precincts until late. Like, after 6 p.m. last night. I got Reidsville taken care of then went to Greensboro to pick up our friend Michael from church. It was 9 p.m. when we set out to get the rest of the precincts...

...and, we still haven't gotten them all yet! But there's only four more, and I think I'm going to knock them out in the next little while. We just came back home for a quick respite. He's playing Star Wars: Bounty Hunter on the Gamecube right now while I figure out the next moves. We tore this county apart tonight, putting signs everywhere we legally could at the polling places. Along the way we had some good music to listen to: the Children of Eden soundtrack, some "homegrown" Christian stuff from InterVarsity Christian Fellowship back when I was in college, and some really weird stuff that Michael, young as he is, has never heard before (he now thinks that "They're Coming To Take Me Away" by Napoleon XIV is one of the greatest songs ever).

Well, time to wrap this up and get crackin'. There's a little over 4 and a half hours to go before the polls open. And I still need to figure in some sleep in there somewhere.

And a-waaaaay we go!

Monday, November 06, 2006

Worst political websites


CNET News.com has found what have to be the WORST political websites on the Internet for this election season. They're pretty bad, like the one for incumbent Rep. Dan Burton pictured above. I'm just glad that my own site didn't make the list :-)

How the GOP pimps gay marriage for votes

There's a TV ad that's running here that ever since it started airing, it's disgusted me. It's for one of the congressional candidates: at one point in the commercial it says that he's "protecting traditional marriage with a constitutional amendment".

Here's why it sickens me: the Republicans have had the White House, the House of Representatives and the Senate for almost six years now. They've had more than enough time to put a "conservative agenda" into enacted legislation and they've had the political power to accomplish it too. They could have very easily passed an amendment to the Constitution "protecting traditional marriage" (someday I'm going to write here about how it is that marriage - as something instituted by God - doesn't need "protecting" by man). In all the time that they've been controlling everything, the Republicans have done diddly-squat about it. So on what grounds are we to trust them that they are going to do anything about it now?

Here's what I believe: there will never be a "constitutional amendment" against gay marriage... at least not with the Republican Party controlling things. This is always going to be nothing more than a bone that the Republicans throw to the evangelical Christian community to keep them coming back to the polls to vote GOP. It's really not much more than fear-based politicking: "keep voting for us or the Democrats will give you gay marriage"... nevermind that the Republicans have no interest whatsoever in doing anything about it at all. What's more, if they did outlaw "gay marriage" (reiterating what I said earlier: I don't believe it's possible for the concept of marriage to include homosexuality), the Republican Party would have nothing to keep drawing the conservative Christians to the polls to continue voting them into power. It's the same reason why abortion - as heinous as it is - will only be addressed superficially by the Republicans... and abortion as a political issue isn't something they're that passionate about anymore, anyway.

Ya see, this is why my campaign commercials have been so "peculiar": Number One, they're not negative or othewise aimed at somone else... and they never will be for however long my political career lasts. And Number Two, I'm not going to use commercial airtime - that I'm paying good money for - to make myself out to be a hypocrite.

Sunday, November 05, 2006

Three hundred thousand

In the past little while this blog received its 300,000th visitor. Remember that just a few weeks ago the meter was around 54,000 after almost three years of being online. Thanks again to everyone who's helped this site reach another milestone.

What should I do on Election Night?

48 hours from now I'll be doing... something. I'm not sure exactly what though. All day Tuesday I'm going to be visit as many polling places as I can, putting in some last-minute personal appearances before the voters go through the doors to vote. But for the past week or so I've been trying to figure out what to be doing on Election Night as the returns come in. And... I don't know how I should be spending the evening.

Here are the options that I've got so far:

- Go to the county's governmental center and be there as the ballots from the precincts come rolling in and the results posted. This is probably where most of the news media will be at in the county on Tuesday night. No doubt this is the place to be for the absolute first reported results.

- Go to the TV station where I work at as the results come in there. Which if I win a seat I've already been told that I'm going to have to give them my very first interview if I wind up hanging around there that night.

- There's something of a "party" that a few other local candidates are having at Pennrose Mall in Reidsville that night. I could go and join them there.

- Spend a nice quiet night at home with Lisa, only using the TV to watch a movie, or playing a game together on the Xbox. Go to bed without knowing anything about the election results and wait until waking up the next morning to see what happened the night before.

- Spend the evening doing some personal Bible study... which has really sustained me a lot during the past few months.

- Finally, finally sit down and get to work on the script for the full-length movie project that I'm still planning on shooting next year. I haven't been able to work on this at all since filing to run in early August. And let myself be absorbed in working on that when the phone rings and I find out that I haven't won or there's a six-way tie calling for a runoff or whatever...

- Spend tomorrow finally learning how to make martinis: a project that I've been wanting to pick up since April. Then mix a bunch up on Tuesday night so that I'll be too - as the French put it - "pees droonk" to care about the election results.

- Leave Tuesday afternoon for a cabin deep in the woods, strip to my waist and start primal screaming as a means of exerting all the pent-up frustration and rage that comes with running a political campaign.

- Before the polls close that evening, I leave everything behind, hit the wide open road, and end up hiring myself out to work on a shrimp boat.

So many choices to pick from. Maybe I'm leaving some out: what do you think I should be doing on Election Night? Post your comments here!

THE CHARLOTTE OBSERVER is calling me a Jedi

Here's the item in today's edition of The Charlotte Observer:
May the votes be with you

A Luke Skywalker wanna- be is running for Rockingham County school board.

Christopher Knight has produced a "Star Wars"-themed TV ad that includes the Death Star space station blowing up a little red schoolhouse while the voice-over talks about how No Child Left Behind is "targeting and destroying our ability to best teach our children."

Then the ad shows Knight, a 32-year-old TV station master control technician from Reidsville, wielding a light saber while he talks about giving more local control to schools.

Knight told the (Raleigh) News & Observer that some folks have said the ad does not make him look like a serious candidate. The Jedi quipped: "I'm taking it a lot more seriously than a lot of people do in D.C."

Look, it could have been worse: don't think that the thought of putting my name on the ballot as "Chris 'Jedi' Knight" didn't cross my mind... but I'm not too much of a geek to know how totally inappropriate and childish that would have been (even though that was my college nickname). Still, being officially dubbed a "Jedi" by The Charlotte Observer is a pretty neat thing in my book :-) Awesome thanks to Matt Smith - my co-worker at the TV station and all-around cool guy - for finding this.

Saturday, November 04, 2006

NEWS & OBSERVER article mentions the "lightsaber" commercial

Two days ago it was The New York Times. Then yesterday my hometown paper The Reidsville Review did a story about school board candidates using the Internet... featuring a huge pic on the front page of me from the first commercial wielding my lightsaber. Well, this morning The News & Observer out of Raleigh is the latest to mention my first campaign ad, and I've received word that another pic of me with the lightsaber is on the front page of that paper this morning, too. From the article...
Hopefuls pin hopes on wit
Lynn Bonner, Staff Writer

A mailbox full of wordy fliers, static television commercials and droning robotic telephone calls can take all the excitement out of picking a candidate.

But some campaigns are trying to break through the clutter and grab voters by the funny bone.

Voters in Cary got to see Republican state Rep. Nelson Dollar's head, encircled by hearts, alongside a cruise ship. The ad, which looked like the opening credits of "The Love Boat" television show, poked fun at Dollar's taxpayer-funded trip during the tall ships festival in Beaufort. He later reimbursed the state for the cost.

Vernon Robinson, a Republican congressional candidate, cut a radio ad that's a takeoff on the "Beverly Hillbillies" TV theme, rapping his opponent on illegal immigration.

In a legislative primary in Iredell County this year, Republican Robert Brawley saw himself cast by his opponent as John Travolta in "Saturday Night Fever," white three-piece suit and all, alongside what the ad called "Robert Brawley's Worst Hits." It was a reference to an earlier stint Brawley served in the legislature.

Campaigns often use witty ads to criticize their opponents.

(snip)

Not all campaign humor is aimed at someone else. A candidate for Rockingham County school board, Christopher Knight, has gotten free air time outside his county and national attention for a self-produced television ad with a "Star Wars" theme.

In it, a Death Star beam destroys a red schoolhouse while the voice-over talks about the federal legislation, No Child Left Behind, "targeting and destroying our ability to best teach our children."

Knight wields a light saber as he talks about defending the future of the county's children.

Knight, 32, a "Star Wars" fan from Reidsville, said the ad helped him stand out from 15 other candidates running for five at-large seats on the school board. Knight is basking in the attention but said he has heard some say the ad makes him look as if he is not serious enough to be on the board.

"I'm taking it a lot more seriously than a lot of people do in D.C.," he said...

It's now starting to dawn on me, that the image of me and my lightsaber is probably going to be the defining image of my political career for the rest of my life: Truman had his "Dewey defeats..." newspaper, Churchill had his "V for victory" salute, Reagan had his Berlin Wall... and Chris Knight will have his lightsaber :-P

Video: Three candidates talk about making THE NEW YORK TIMES

Last night about 6:30 on WGSR (the TV station that I work) Charles Roark did a live interview with school board candidates Eric Smith, Richard Moore (via telephone) and myself about our making it into Thursday's edition of The New York Times in regards to our offbeat television commercials. I just got finished uploading it to YouTube. It's a neat little segment with a lot of great interaction between Eric, Richard, Charles and myself. You also get to hear fellow candidate Reida Drum (off-camera). Among other things Richard got to show off photos of his very first grandchild who was born yesterday. Richard's wife Debbie gets on the phone at one point.
I think this segment is a great example of how this race has gone in the past few months. Ya see, this has been a positive, upbeat electoral race. And I mean what I say during the interview: it doesn't matter to me if my actual name wasn't mentioned in the Times article. What does matter is that if the nation's eyes can be turned to this school board race and see how it's going, maybe it can inspire other political races to drop the negativity and embrace individuality and creativity (by the way, that was Jennifer Olwin who first commented about that on the original post about the Times article.) Anyway, the video is a lil' bit of primary source material about this election, so being a good historian I went and archived it and made it available for others to watch. So, enjoy! :-)

Friday, November 03, 2006

A candidate for Congress that we can finally support!

This honest man should be sent to Washington post-haste!
Find out more about Josh Jennings on his Myspace page and his page on YouTube.

(Special thanks to Marc for the find!)

Dawn of "The Age of Steel" tonight on DOCTOR WHO


"I thought I was broadcasting to the security services, what do I get: Scooby-Doo and his gang... they've even got the van."

"I'm London's most wanted... for parking tickets."

"Even better... that's the name of my dog."

"Ex-cellent!"

"The human race, for such an intelligent lot you are all susceptible. Give anyone a chance to take control and you submit. Sometimes I think you like it."

"Upgrade THIS!"

"What the HELL was that thing?!?"

"Sally. Sally Phelan."

"This is the age of steel and I am its creator!"

"I'd call you a genius except I'm in the room."

"Ordinary stupid BRILLIANT people!"

"The most ordinary person can change the world."

"I'm sorry."

"That's the Doctor. In the TARDIS. With Rose Tyler."

"He's gone home."

"Nothing wrong with a van... I once saved the universe with a big yellow truck."

It's "The Age of Steel" starting tonight at 8 - and playing a few more times over the weekend - on the Sci-Fi Channel. Concluding the story that began last week with "Rise of the Cybermen", tonight's Doctor Who sees the Doctor, Rose and Mickey still stuck on the alter-Earth as insane industralist John Lumic begins processing humanity into the cold-hearted Cybermen. Be warned: this is a very horrifying episode, about as scary as any Doctor Who episode is apt to get. One scene in particular, long months after I first watched this episode, still gives me the freezing willies. One of the better episodes to come out of Season 2 of the revitalized series. And a wonderful setup for events that will happen at the end of this season.

Sneak peek at this Sunday's newspaper ad


Here's the ad that will be running this Sunday in The Reidsville Review and the Eden Daily News. It'll be an entire half-page... which was a problem 'cuz I had no idea when they first told me about this special deal for candidates about how I was going to fill up that much space. I spent about two days designing and re-designing, juggling around potential layouts... and in the end this one wound up looking pretty good to "the staff" and me. This was the last bit of major creative work that was left in the campaign. Now we'll see what happens on Tuesday.

By the way, the same two newspapers that this ad will run in ran a front-page story today about the candidates in this race that are using the Internet to spread the message about their campaigns. Filling up a honking good portion of the front page was a full-color pic of me wielding the lightsaber from the first commercial. I may never escape that image :-)